[Facts] Re: You are special but your name is not :)
Yep, those Kabalarian interpretations are all pretty much off the mark. But we tell people about 'em anyway, coz they're so wacky. :)
What you're supposed to do, see, is take all the complimentary stuff that may or may not apply to you (and to about 60 million other people, as well) and discard all the uncomplimentary stuff that may or may not apply to you (and to about 60 million other people, as well).
Alternately, you can just choose a name at random from that site, and say, "Now THAT'S me!" :)
I would suggest to the Kabalarians that they put up a cross-index of interpretations, so people can choose new names for themselves based on what they believe they're really like, 'cept the last time I rang the Kabalarians up on the phone they tried to sell me an "in-depth Name Report" for the amaaaaaazing bargin price of just $45! :)
-- Nanaea