You captured my distaste for certain names with that line:
It has a sleazy kind of feel to it to me, like an entitled middle-American teenage football player kind of thing.
So many names give off that vibe to me - Brayden/Braiden/Braden,
Bryson,
Jackson, etc.
I would probably feel somewhat similar to you if it wasn't for the fact that I went to school with an awesome one.