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Afton Blaze: The latest high-performance SUV, made by the Afton Motor C. of Grand Forks, North Dakota.

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Harlow is just one letter off of harlot. Also, Jean Harlow. If you must use it, use as a girls' middle name.

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Cayenne: The Spice Girl nobody ever talks about.

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Panda Delilah: D-da-da, is the sound. Panda? Mom is a teenager who still collects stickers and stuffed animals.

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Violet Starr: Violet is nice, but Starr makes it cheap.

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Emma Primrose: Emma: tired, colorless, overused, charmless. Primrose: a name for a Victorian lady who faints all the time.

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Tigerlily Anna: Tigerlily will age really well. Not.

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Rose Marie: Nice to see this.

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Scheeli Rose: Shelley Rose would've been so much nicer.

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Willow Rain: More yankee Candle scents?

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Willow Dawn: And it's sister fragrance?

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Edie Tangerine: Eatin' tangerine. This is just dumb.

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Pheonix: Why can't they spell it right?!

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Booker James: And brother Bookim Danno.

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Spike Malcolm: Ouch, poor Malcolm! Spike is a name for a criminal.

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Indigo Justice: Sounds like a video game.

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Orian James: Destined to be called Oreo James.