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Amarilys Monin: I can well imagine why she might be moanin'.

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Bracelynn Love: So now the -lyn ending is being stuck onto random nouns as well as random names and parts of names. What's next: Bitlynn?

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Coco Arabella: I would have a very hard time taking a Coco seriously. Even Coco Chanel's real name was Gabrielle. I think of signing gorillas and chocolate.

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Diamond Shanell: "I want to sound like I'm rich even though I've declared bankrupcy twice in the last six years."

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Haddlea: They thought cutesying it up with the Lea and the two d's would make it more feminine. They should spend less time thinking.

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Jerzey: Come on. Don't they know everybody makes fun of New Jersey, even its residents?

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Liberty Croshetta: IT's this real good appetizer at the Olive Garden.

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Liberty Lynn: Say it fast and you're a froggie!

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Messiah Lashay: No, I don't believe the Messiah will be called Lashay.

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MikHaillyne: the hell? What's this supposed to be?

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Onyx Rae: Goth.

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Poet Rose: *rolls eyes*

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Rayne Marlene: It's raining Marlene ever since the dynamite factory blew up.

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Rivers Elizabeth: Say this fast and let me know what animal you sound like.

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ShyLynn: And her sister Loneranne?

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Sky Chyann: I guarantee they're going to call her Sky Chy, and think it's cute.

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Willow-Star Leilani: Leilani and Willow are both so pretty, why tart it up this way?

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Winter Ivy: And sister Spring Onion.

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Dorian Star: Dorian is all right, but that Star needs to go.

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Fishcer Layne: "I live at 107 Fisher Lane."

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Hollander Bennett: Hollander always makes me think of Xaviera Hollander, the Happy Hooker, who was famous for about 20 minutes back int eh seventies for being a high-dollar madam.

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Lestat Sam: Talk about a mismatch! Gothy vampire name meets totally ordinary nn.

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Leviticus: Is this family trying to rewrite the Bible?

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Lynk: old-style video game character. I hope he gets kidnapped so we can make jokes about the Missing Lynk.

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M'kyrain: Maybe he can be friends with MikHaillyne.

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Pace Nicholas: To make sure he doesn't go too fast and wear himself out.

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Race Lee: He's so slow you're sure to win.

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Romeo Sincere: I saw this! PRMC, right? Sounds like a womanizer who is a very smooth talker.

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Sir-Lou Henry: I can't picture a Lou Henry being made a knight, can you?

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Stone Richard: Called Stone Dick by the other boys in high school, and will take that as his porn-star name. Either that or people will throw stones at him.

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Vision: *rolls eyes again* Please.