[Facts] NEW name and surname!
Because the LAST thing we want to do is drive anymore stressed-out schoolteachers to Daividh's place of employment ;) you may want to consider a name-change, Beata.
Continuing on PriaposLov's theme, here's your brand new, easy-to-spell name! (It's an anagram of your old name, of course)
"Keara Scot Buzzsaw"
-- Nanaea