I'm taking...
Tobias = Because the name sounds ridiculous to me. It's just so lame.
Issac = It is a gross name to me. It just reminds me of a vile person.
Oliva = Reminds me of an
Olive, which is sick
Oliver = Again, reminds me of an olive. I despise olive names.
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