This is my daughter,
Jaslyn Brynja.
You Say: Oh..how interesting.
You think: Excuse my while I vomit.
This is my son,
Damian Kristjan.
You Say: You sure don't see a lot of Damians running around.
You think: And for a good reason!
This is my Daughter,
Jemma Svanhildur.
You Say:
Jemma is a lovely name!
You think: It's okay when it's spelled
Gemma. And
Svanhildur is just bad.
This is my son,
Jonatan Leif.
You say: That's a lovely name.
You think:
Jonathan would be so much better.
This is my daughter,
Gabriella Bryndis.
You say:
Gabriella is beautiful!
You think: But Bryndis is NOT.
This is my son,
Adam Hallbjorn.
You say:
You think: