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I am Jessica Lorraine.
You say: Hi Jessie!
You think: Let me guess... she was born in the '80's...

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This is my husband Derek Scott.
You say: Yo D!
You think: I like Eric much better.

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This is my son Landon Matthew.
You say: How did you come up with the name Landon?
You think: They must be HUGE "Little House on the Prairie" fans!

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This is my daughter Ava Rose Cathryne.
You say: Awww... how cute!
You think: Yawn. Yawn. Yawn.

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This is my son Tristan Alexander.
You say: Do you have a nickname?
You think: Helloooo Mr. Trendoid.

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This is my daughter Chloe Grace Elisabeth.
You say: Lots of middle names in your family...!
You think:... and none of them are even slightly unique.