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You hear: This is my daughter, Brianna Lynn.
You say: Oh, isn't she cute?
You think: Why are you including her middle name when you introduce her?

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You hear: This is my son, Isaac Alyosha.
You say: Oh, was that religiously inspired?
You think: This lady really likes middle names

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You hear: This is my daughter, Mary Miranda nn Mira.
You say: Pardon? Marimiranda?
YOu think: Where does the first name end and the second begin?

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You hear: This is my daughter, Mary Renee, called Renee.
You say: That's unusual to go by the second name
You think: I can't believe there's another Mary Renee out there! I went to school with a girl who insisted on being called Mary-Renee. She wouldn't just answer to Mary or Renee

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You hear: This is my daughter Haven Elizabeth.
You say: That's nice (trying not to laugh)
You think: There's a really dingy suburb here called Elizabeth Haven

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YOu hear: This is my daugther, Jessica Sue.
You say: That's nice
You think: Slipping into a coma from the boredom