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Elf Name: Flakey Twinkle Wink

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Monster Name: Psychotic Murderer (I feast on beer, I lurk around in the backseat of cars, and I especially like to torment blondes)

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Vampire Name: Queen of the Underworld

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Italian Name: Marta Mancini

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German Name: Silke Corinna

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Irish Name: Zoe Flynn

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Japanese Name: Kei Nanba

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Russian Name: Galina Kiska Morozov

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French Name: Cécile St. Croix

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Hawaiian Name: Kaili Hokulani

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Sexy Brazilian Name: Aliuscha Barros

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Old-Fashioned Name: Agnes Northwood

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1920s Name: Alfreda Roxie

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1950s Name: Loretta Vivian

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Pimp Name: Her Majesty Glider

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Celebrity Baby Name: Chanel Sonnet

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Wrestler Name: Mistress Cherry Pie

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Hillbilly Name: Bobbie Jean Birmingham

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Boobie Name: Abercrombie & Fitch

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Penis Name: Dirk Diggler