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This is my daughter, Carolina
You say: What a pretty name!
You think: Pronounced CaroLEEnah it's nice. Pronounced like North or South CaroLYnah, it's hokey.

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This is my son, Homer
You say: That's an unusual name.
You think: POOR KID!!! Call DCFS.

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This is my daughter, Lucinda
You say: How cute. Do you ever call her Lucy?
You think: Please call her Lucy.

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This is my daughter, Ada
You say: I love that name.
You think: I do

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This is my son, Alec
You say: What a handsome name
You think: same

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This is my daughter, Jessica
You say: How pretty
You think: It is, but boring and overused.

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This is my daughter, Zoe
You say: That's cute
You think: It is

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This is my daughter, Ashlyn
You say: Do you use the Irish spelling? (Aislinn)
You think: Or the I-live-in-a-trailer-park one?

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This is my daughter, Brooke
You say: Cute name
You think: Blah

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This is my daughter, Carolina
You say: Nice to meet you Carolina! Do you have a nicname?
You think: Which is nicer, North or South Carolina?

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This is my son, Homer
You say: What a classic name, Homer!
You think: Homer Simpson...I wonder if he'll follow that legacy. Poor child.

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This is my daughter, Lucinda
You say: Nice to meet you Lucinda, do you go by Lucy?
You think: What an ugly name

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This is my daughter, Ada
You say: Wow, I've never heard that name before!
You think: Sounds imcomplete

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This is my son, Alec
You say: Great to meet you Alec, I love your name!
You think: I do love your name

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This is my daughter, Jessica
You say: Nice to meet you Jessica!
You think: God, not another Jessica.

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This is my daughter, Zoe
You say: Its great to meet you Zoe!
You think: I hate that name so much!

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This is my daughter, Ashlyn
You say: Oh what a nice alternative to Ashley!
You think: I think this could be worsh then Ashley, but both are so horrible.

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This is my daughter, Brooke
You say: Nice to meet you Brooke!
You think: I like this, but the word stream keeps popping into my head.