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This is my son Telal:
You say: Nice to meet you, Telal.
You think: Well, it sounds like a name. Maybe it is one.

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This is my daughter Loshonda:
You say: What an interesting name!
You think: And it would even be stomachable if it wasn't full of O's. Lashanda wouldn't be half as ugly looking.

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This is my son Jhye:
You say: What a neat name.
You think: The name is, at least. The spelling makes me want to retch. What's wrong with Jay or Jai? They were good enough for Gatsby and Roderiguez.

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This is my daugher Shaylyssa:
You say: Nice to meet you. Do you have a nickname?
You think: Please let her have a nickname. I don't want to say that monstrosity of a name ever again.

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This is my son Zarek:
you say: What an interesting name. Where did you find it?
You think: It's kind of cool...Reminds me of Jareth, but without the goblins.

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This is my daughter Jasiarna:
You say: Nice name. Do you have a nickname?
You think: That's got to be one of the ugliest sounds I've ever heard. Maybe she's called Jassie.

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This is my son Jaysic:
You say: Nice to meet you.
You think: Wow, and I thought Jason was hideous.

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This is my daughter Akeisha:
You say: What a pretty name.
You think: It's like "What if Acacia and Lakeisha met?", but it's not too bad.

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This is my son Jayvinn:
You say: Interesting name. Does he have a nickname?
You think: He could be a Jay. Or a Vinnie. Or something that doesn't look as embarrassingly contrived.

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This is my daughter Boeshay:
You say: What a pretty baby.
You think: I think this is the worst name I've heard as of late. What a hideous sound, and the spelling leaves everything to be desired.

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This is my son Zayleb:
You say: Interesting name.
You think: Well, it's marginally better than Caleb.

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