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1. I say: "This is my daughter Chava Louise Noelle."
You say: What a nice name!
You think: Ick, I only like Noelle

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2. I say: "This is my son, Theodore James Roosevelt."
You say: After the president?
You think: Why would you do that to a kid, a president!

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3. I say: "Meet my twins - Zedekiah and Zebedee."
You say: Nice to meet you!
You think: What horrible names!

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4. I say: "I'm planning on naming my son Obadiah, what do you think?"
You say: It's okay
You think: I hate it

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5. I say: "Hi! This is my daughter, Abigail Teresa Marie."
You say: What a pretty name!
You think: What a pretty name!!

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6. I say: "I'm naming my son Gideon - is that a good choice?"
You say: Decent
You think: Decent

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-swimmer