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1. Here are my daughters, Gertrude and Prudence
Think: oooh, retro!
Say: hello, girls.
2. Here is my son, Dick
Think: a lot of foolish people are going to make his life harder than it has to be.
Say: hello.
3. Here are my triplets, Cyan, Violet and Magenta
Think: good grief
Say: very colorful
4. Here are my sons, Maximilianus and Diadumenianus
Think: interesteng
Say: ambitious names
5. Here is my daughter, Nevaeh
Think: well, that sucks
Say: hello, miss soandso
6. Here are my twins, Kai and Kailee
Think: beat that theme to death.
Say: hello, kids.
7. Here is my son, Kermit.
Think: so, like theodore roosevelt's son?
Say: so, like theodore roosevelt's son?
8. Here are my sons, Tom and Jerry
Think: and their cousins are micky and donald?
Say: hello thomas, hello jer.
9. Here is my daughter, Karen
Think: nothing wrong with the name
Say: hi karen, I knew someone with your name.
10. Here are my daughters daughters, Caroline and Coraline
Think: The names are fine, but nor for siblings.
Say: Hi, girls!