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1. Hey want to meet my son Andrew
Say: Hi Andrew!
Think: Nice name.

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2. This is my daughter America
Say: Hey…
Think: *Big exasperated sigh* Americans these days…

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3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: Like the technologies?
Think: Poor twins!

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4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: Triplets, huh? Hi there!
Think: They HAD to sound similar. Original names, people!

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5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Hi Wyatt
Think: I like the name Wyatt.

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6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Cool!
Think: Poor Miranda…

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7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: *Shocked into silence* …
Think: *uncontrollable screaming*

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8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: Lovely names!
Think: I’ve never heard the name Anoami before, but it’s pretty…

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9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Hey guys
Think: This is wacky.

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10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Sure!
Think: Love Gillian, Alivia I’ve never heard before.

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11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: The 5th?
Think: There were 5 people before this guy with this name? *Big ol’ sigh*

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“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” - Andre Gide