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HelpWeird Bash my names/Name Roast CAF mashup
Welcome to the wacko name-roast-CAF mashup! I just decided, “Hey, why not put the two together?” Wackadoodle, right? Okay, I’ll make a small example:
DH: Daniel Edmund
DW: Sara Josephine
DS: Rowan Harris
DD: Nora Yolanda
Daniel Edmund- horrid. Daniel’s way overused, reminds me of a boring person, like Joe. Edmund sounds horrible too, worst sound ever.
Sara Josephine- Boring, no hood, reminds me of a self-obsessive prom queen or something. Sara’s just a cover-up to a tiring old name. Josephine only adds to the prom queen thing.
Rowan Harris- What is this monstrosity?! The two names don’t even look good together.
Nora Yolanda- even worse name than her brother, awful. I think of a mean girl, and I despise Yolanda.
Got it? Ok. Sear the names until they’re ashes!(sorry about that)Also, no surnames. You choose the names out of the lot to burn, since this is a CAF.
DH: Gideon Vincent Barnaby Cole Devin Oliver Wyatt
DW: Jillian Kelly Henrietta Violet Beatrice Layla Teagan
DS1: Riley John Zachary William Quincy Neil Sam
DS2: Sebastian Horace Peter Julian Clancy Finnegan
DD1: Wanda Ophelia Catherine Molly Isabella Diana
DD2: Cecilia Cynthia Millicent Tasha Sherona Natalie
DS3: Kevin Adrian Michael George Sullivan Sherman
Have fun! Or, at least, try to. I dunno how this will turn out…
“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” - Andre Gide
DH: Daniel Edmund
DW: Sara Josephine
DS: Rowan Harris
DD: Nora Yolanda
Daniel Edmund- horrid. Daniel’s way overused, reminds me of a boring person, like Joe. Edmund sounds horrible too, worst sound ever.
Sara Josephine- Boring, no hood, reminds me of a self-obsessive prom queen or something. Sara’s just a cover-up to a tiring old name. Josephine only adds to the prom queen thing.
Rowan Harris- What is this monstrosity?! The two names don’t even look good together.
Nora Yolanda- even worse name than her brother, awful. I think of a mean girl, and I despise Yolanda.
Got it? Ok. Sear the names until they’re ashes!(sorry about that)Also, no surnames. You choose the names out of the lot to burn, since this is a CAF.
DH: Gideon Vincent Barnaby Cole Devin Oliver Wyatt
DW: Jillian Kelly Henrietta Violet Beatrice Layla Teagan
DS1: Riley John Zachary William Quincy Neil Sam
DS2: Sebastian Horace Peter Julian Clancy Finnegan
DD1: Wanda Ophelia Catherine Molly Isabella Diana
DD2: Cecilia Cynthia Millicent Tasha Sherona Natalie
DS3: Kevin Adrian Michael George Sullivan Sherman
Have fun! Or, at least, try to. I dunno how this will turn out…
“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” - Andre Gide
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(I like a lot of these names in this caf lol, but ill do my worst)
DH: Barnaby Devin - Sounds like a old man, Barnaby is way to strange for me, Devin sounds like a old man.
DW: Kelly Teagan - Feels like a influencer who doesn't care for their fans, and Boring.
DS1: Sam Neil - Sam is WAY to short for a first name
DS2: Clancy Finnegan - Very old, strange man name, someone that you would not like.
DD1: Molly Isabella - Molly is one of those names that I really dont like, Isabella is OK...but I perfer Isabelle.
DD2: Natalie Tasha - Natalie is a name that I want to throw into a wall, this sounds like 60 year woman name
DS3: Kevin Sullivan - Kevin, just Kevin.
DH: Barnaby Devin - Sounds like a old man, Barnaby is way to strange for me, Devin sounds like a old man.
DW: Kelly Teagan - Feels like a influencer who doesn't care for their fans, and Boring.
DS1: Sam Neil - Sam is WAY to short for a first name
DS2: Clancy Finnegan - Very old, strange man name, someone that you would not like.
DD1: Molly Isabella - Molly is one of those names that I really dont like, Isabella is OK...but I perfer Isabelle.
DD2: Natalie Tasha - Natalie is a name that I want to throw into a wall, this sounds like 60 year woman name
DS3: Kevin Sullivan - Kevin, just Kevin.
This message was edited 5/3/2023, 10:33 PM
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(Most names you listed I actually like, but I will do my worst...)
DH: Gideon Barnaby sounds like someone's grandfather. And they were happy when he died because he was a judgemental old fart with no proper taste just like his nane.
DW: Henrietta Jillian. Fake cute. Sounds like one of those peasant girls who have massive dreams but then die from a disease.
DS1: Quincy Neil. Quincy sounds way too nasal and spoiled. Choose Quin. And Neil should've been in front, just with another name.
DS2: Finnegan Horace. Did I hear Fin Again Horse? Just awful. Not one of the best Gaelic names I'm afraid. And Horace sounds too old. Moving on.
DD1: Molly Catherine. The na,es don;t go together. AT ALL. They tried to be cutesy with Molly, and then condescending and queenly with Catherine. Make up your mind!
DD2: Millecent Cynthia: Like some lady that died a looong time ago, and but was never really allowed to rest in peace. I don't like either name, but I hate Millicent.
DS3: Kevin Sherman: sounds like a guy who works at a barber shop but doesn't know to shave his own head. The names don't match. Kevin is middle-aged and corny, but Sherman is a senior with no sense of humor whatsoever.
DH: Gideon Barnaby sounds like someone's grandfather. And they were happy when he died because he was a judgemental old fart with no proper taste just like his nane.
DW: Henrietta Jillian. Fake cute. Sounds like one of those peasant girls who have massive dreams but then die from a disease.
DS1: Quincy Neil. Quincy sounds way too nasal and spoiled. Choose Quin. And Neil should've been in front, just with another name.
DS2: Finnegan Horace. Did I hear Fin Again Horse? Just awful. Not one of the best Gaelic names I'm afraid. And Horace sounds too old. Moving on.
DD1: Molly Catherine. The na,es don;t go together. AT ALL. They tried to be cutesy with Molly, and then condescending and queenly with Catherine. Make up your mind!
DD2: Millecent Cynthia: Like some lady that died a looong time ago, and but was never really allowed to rest in peace. I don't like either name, but I hate Millicent.
DS3: Kevin Sherman: sounds like a guy who works at a barber shop but doesn't know to shave his own head. The names don't match. Kevin is middle-aged and corny, but Sherman is a senior with no sense of humor whatsoever.
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DH: Vincent Wyatt
DW: Beatrice Teagan
DS1: Zachary John
DS2: Sebastian Clancy
DD1: Diana Catherine
DD2: Cynthia Millicent
DS3: Kevin Sherman
Vincent Wyatt: Ugly. Vincent reminds me of an old man who makes lame jokes that no one laughs at. Wyatt sounds like a dude trying to be cool, but is just mean.
Beatrice Teagan: Oddly bad. Beatrice is so old fashioned. I don't like it. Teagan sounds like a show-off who is always so dramatic.
Zachary John: Weird. Zachary sound too zippity ? ? and awkward sounding. John is dated and boring.
Diana Catherine: Terrible. Diana is too popular girl - ish. I don't like the "di" sound in it. Catherine is very old and bad-sounding.
Cynthia Millicent: Odd. Cynthia sounds awkward-sounding. Millicent sounds old and boring.
Kevin Sherman: Horrible! Kevin sound young and pippy, in a bad way! Sherman is old sounding and mean sounding.
DW: Beatrice Teagan
DS1: Zachary John
DS2: Sebastian Clancy
DD1: Diana Catherine
DD2: Cynthia Millicent
DS3: Kevin Sherman
Vincent Wyatt: Ugly. Vincent reminds me of an old man who makes lame jokes that no one laughs at. Wyatt sounds like a dude trying to be cool, but is just mean.
Beatrice Teagan: Oddly bad. Beatrice is so old fashioned. I don't like it. Teagan sounds like a show-off who is always so dramatic.
Zachary John: Weird. Zachary sound too zippity ? ? and awkward sounding. John is dated and boring.
Diana Catherine: Terrible. Diana is too popular girl - ish. I don't like the "di" sound in it. Catherine is very old and bad-sounding.
Cynthia Millicent: Odd. Cynthia sounds awkward-sounding. Millicent sounds old and boring.
Kevin Sherman: Horrible! Kevin sound young and pippy, in a bad way! Sherman is old sounding and mean sounding.
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