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1. Hey there! Want to meet my daughter, Sienna?
Say: Hi
Think:at least she' s not called Umber.
2. This is my daughter, Adrian.
Say: Hello, Miss Lastname
Think: Too tough to squeeze out a just couple more letters for the girls version?
3. My son, William!
Say: Hello, William.
Think: How refreshing!
4. My 3 sons, Caden, Brayden, and Aiden!
Say: Guys.
Think: Omg, she's caught in a feedback loop.

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5. My 3 daughters, Kaylyn, Natalee, and Jayne!
Say: Ladies.
Think: * big tired sigh*
6. My twin sons: Alexandra and Jillian
Say: Really?
Think: wtf?
7. My daughter Pineapple!
Say: *speechless*
Think: This woman might need to be slapped and sterilized.
8. My daughter Sarah. Just Sarah.
Say: Delightful to meet you Sarah.
Think: Lovely.
9. This is my son, Theodore! We call him Teddy.
Say: Hey, Teddy.
Think: Nice.
10. My quadruplets! My two daughters, Opal and Erin, and my boys, Kennedy and Walter.
Say: Hello, kids.
Think: What did poor Kenny do to get the crap name of the lot?
11. My twins: this is my son, Timothy, and my daughter, Natalie!
Say: Hi kids.
Think: Nice names.