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HelpRe: Bash My (word) Names / Name Roast
in reply to a message by Kerry.G
1. Either give me Liberty or give me death, I'd rather die than use this name. This kid's gonna get Liberty Mutual references till the day they die.
2. Ah yes, a month most children dread as it shows the start of 7 months of crappy education, great name choice!
3. Meaning a safe place, but this sounds like the type of kid to punch themselves in the face, tell the teacher someone else did it and watch with a smirk as the other kid gets yelled at for nothing.
4. Ah yes, a piece of land where only grass grows, surely a splendid choice for a child. "We named you this because of the land that's barren apart from small blades of green!" Wonderful choice!
5. I picture a social media influencer who says to love each other then goes on to bully others for not having her great, photoshopped looks and lack of personality.
6. Karma is a bitch, and either the kid will be one or they'll be bullied to high hell. Great choice there!
7. Ah yes, the sunken city that (probably) didn't exist. "We named you after a prospering society that was flooded by the sea. Oh, it may not have existed" Lovely!
8. Trying too hard to be "mystical and unique" while ending up sounding like a hippie who does acid instead of bIG pHaRmA's Tylenol. Also, MLP: Equestria Girls references till the day they die.
9. Ah yes, one of the most cold, dark months of the year. Great choice for a child! "We named you after the most barren, freezing, depressing month of the year!"
2. Ah yes, a month most children dread as it shows the start of 7 months of crappy education, great name choice!
3. Meaning a safe place, but this sounds like the type of kid to punch themselves in the face, tell the teacher someone else did it and watch with a smirk as the other kid gets yelled at for nothing.
4. Ah yes, a piece of land where only grass grows, surely a splendid choice for a child. "We named you this because of the land that's barren apart from small blades of green!" Wonderful choice!
5. I picture a social media influencer who says to love each other then goes on to bully others for not having her great, photoshopped looks and lack of personality.
6. Karma is a bitch, and either the kid will be one or they'll be bullied to high hell. Great choice there!
7. Ah yes, the sunken city that (probably) didn't exist. "We named you after a prospering society that was flooded by the sea. Oh, it may not have existed" Lovely!
8. Trying too hard to be "mystical and unique" while ending up sounding like a hippie who does acid instead of bIG pHaRmA's Tylenol. Also, MLP: Equestria Girls references till the day they die.
9. Ah yes, one of the most cold, dark months of the year. Great choice for a child! "We named you after the most barren, freezing, depressing month of the year!"
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