View Message

This is my son, Christopher Mark. We call him "Topher" because thats how he used to say his name when he was starting to talk
Christopher says: And now I'm stuck with it for life. I wish people would call me by my proper name.
You say: I'll call you Christopher if you want me to.
You think: Boooring. Topher is lousy, though.

---

This is my son Ashley Dean
Ashley says: There's a lot of girls with the same name as me. I hate girls.
You say: You could have Ash as a nickname.
You think: Nice to see Ashley on a boy.

---

This is my daughter, Crystal Jade.
Crystal says: I like my first name, but I wish it had a more interesting spelling. I might change it when I'm older, any ideas?
Think: Um, no, sorry.
Say: Please don't.

---

This is my daughter, Elizabeth Grace. She's a tomboy
Elizabeth says: I hate my name, it's too girly. Can you give me an idea for a nickname?
Think: Eh, fine
Say: What about Zabeth?