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1. Ingrid- tryna sound interesting when y'all know it sound whiter than Wonder bread and older than my great-uncles ideals
2. Ava- ugh, so common, following the trends like the sheeple y'all are, aren't ya? (try a better, rarer name like..oh idk...Cheryl *wink wink*)
3. Chloe- reminding me of that b***h from Miraculous: Ladybug and the Kardashian.
4. Mary Jane- name of weed and a type of shoe...need I say more?
5. Saffron- like naming your child "paprika", y'all tryna sound spicy when you sound like some f***er obsessed with cooking givin a name like this to a child who'll be buried with unfortunate jokes

This message was edited 3/11/2021, 9:52 AM

1. Sounds like the name of an ugly, evil Queen or Aunt.
2. Childish and infantile.
3. Sounds like a name of a frog who's very sick.
4. It's slang for Marijuana, and the J is really harsh-sounding and hoarse compared with Mary
5. Sounds like the parents were tryna be too kre8yve and modern, and they didn't even do a good job! It sounds like a hippie name from the 60s.

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I didn't even post this 3 times, what is wrong with my mouse

This message was edited 3/11/2021, 7:02 AM

1. Sounds like the name of an ugly, evil Queen or Aunt.
2. Childish and infantile.
3. Sounds like a name of a frog who's very sick.
4. It's slang for Marijuana, and the J is really harsh-sounding and hoarse compared with Mary
5. Sounds like the parents were tryna be too kre8yve and modern, and they didn't even do a good job! It sounds like a hippie name from the 60s.

1. Sounds like the name of an ugly, evil Queen or Aunt.
2. Childish and infantile.
3. Sounds like a name of a frog who's very sick.
4. It's slang for Marijuana, and the J is really harsh-sounding and hoarse compared with Mary
5. Sounds like the parents were tryna be too kre8yve and modern, and they didn't even do a good job! It sounds like a hippie name from the 60s.

1. Sounds like an old lady who is also a Viking
2. She will share her name with 50% of her class
3. My neighbors have a Chihuahua who's always shivering named Chloe, I will never not think of that
4. Your kid will be named after a drug
5. Your kid will be named after an unreasonably expensive spice