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This is my daughter, Lilia Rose:
You say: How absolutely gorgeous!
You think: How absolutely gorgeous!

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This is my son, Regulus Ainsley.
You say: Um. How interesting!
You think: Vomitrocious

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These are my daughters, Madison Nevaeh and Panda Fancy.
You say: Erm, those are original
You think: Please tell me I heard wrong...

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This is my son, Jonathan Tristan.
You say: I love Jonathan!
You think: Too bad I loathe Tristan and they both end in N

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This is my daughter, Ashlee Emma.
You say: Emma is so pretty
You think: And so overdone. Ashlee is horrible

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These are my son and daughter, Andrew Elias and Elyzabeth Rhys.
You say: I love Andrew Elias!
You think: What is Elyzabeth Rhys doing with Andrew Elias! Ew!

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This is my daughter, Lila Sofia.
You say: How gorgeous!
You think: It really is.

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These are my twins, Aaliyah Seraphine and Evelina Camille. We call them Ally and Eve.
You say: That's very cute
You think: I love Seraphine, Eve, and Camille. I hate Aaliyah and don't like Evelina at all. Ally is fine.