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1. This is my son, Madison Curtis.
Say: That's, um, nice
Think: Blech!

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2. This are my twins, Nevaeh Emma and Zoie Kamryn.
Say: Erm. Hello!
Think: Please let this be the awful one... At least Emma is nice

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3. This is my son, Jonathan Conrad. We call him Jonty.
Say: I love Jonathan!
Think: Too bad I hate Conrand and Jonty

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4. This is my son, Gabriel Adrien. We call him Gabe.
Say: That's nice!
Think: It is, but the combo has horrid flow. I don't love Gabe, either.

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5. This is my daughter, Kimberly Iris. We call her Kim or Kimmy.
Say: Iris is gorgeous!
Think: Too bad Kimberly is so dated

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6. This is my son, Elmer Nivek.
Say: Erm...hi, Elmer!
Think: Yikes...

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7. This is my son, Cameron Aubrey. We call him Cam.
Say: Cameron is so nice to see on a boy.
Think: Aubrey is not nice on either gender

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8. This is my daughter, Gilda Morgan.
Say: How unusual!
Think: And it should stay that way!

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