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This is my daughter Rory Jezebel.
You say: That's unusual
You think: That's horrible! Ew!

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This is my son Damien Michael.
You say: Michael is such a nice name
You think: But Damien is NOT

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This is my daughter Mia Callen.
You say: Mia is adorable!
You think: As a nickname. And what is a Callen?

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This is my son Brody Charles:
You say: That's, erm, unusual
You think: And it should stay that way

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This is my daughter Grace Amaya.
You say: That's gorgeous!
You think: That's gorgeous!

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This is my daugter Chelsea Autumn.
You say: Autumn is cute
You think: I suppose. But Chelsea is horrible.