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1. Meet my son, Tyler Elias.
Say: Elias is such a nice name.
Think: The flow is horrendous and Tyler is horrendous

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2. This is my daughter, Rowan Margaret.
Say: That's lovely!
Think: The styles are SO mismatched. I love Margaret, but prefer Rowan on a boy.

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3. This is my daughter, Chelsea Luella.
Say: How nice
Think: EW!

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4. Meet my son, Gethin Alexander.
Say: Gethin? Is that a family name?
Think. Gethin is atrocious. Alexander is terrific.

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5. These are my twins, Jonathan Anders and Charles Ewan.
Say: What nice names!
Think: I love Jonathan, can deal with Charles and Anders, and hate Ewan.

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6. Meet my daughter, Kimberly Janelle. We call her Kim sometimes.
Say: How nice!
Think: How 80s!

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7. This is my son, Everett Norman.
Say: Everett is so unusual
Think: Blech

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8. Meet my daughter, Wilhelmina Blanche. We call her Mina.
Say: Oh, I adore Mina!
Think: Too bad I loathe the full name and Blanche

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9. Meet my son, Aidan Phaedrus.
Say: Aidan is so nice
Think: Too bad Phaedrus is so not-nice

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10. These are my twins, Whitney Jessica and Jennifer Valerie.
Say: How nice!
Think: How extremely dated!

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11. This is my daughter, Zoey Riley.
Say: Oh...that's...cute
Think: CUTESY! And tryndee and Riley is a surname, to boot. Ugh.

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12. This is my son, Leland Marcus.
Say: How interesting
Think: In a bad way