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House: A nice two-story house
DW: Diana Cathleen Marlow McCready "Laurie," Professional swimmer, now retired. She's sweet and shy, and her birthday is March 6.
DH: Thomas Zevlin McCready, Professor of Latin at New York University. He's reticent but kind, just like his wife, and he was born on Christmas Day.

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DS: Jalen John "J.J." He's a snob and looks down on his less-educated peers. His birthday is August 28.
DD: Marie Brittany, a goofy girl who cracks everyone up. Her birthday is February 7.
DS: James Anselm "Jimmy," who is similar to his elder brother in that he's a jerk to those who don't have the same status as he. His birthday is April 1.
DS/DD: Lewis Tyler, also a snob, and Hayley Philomena "Ley," and snobbiest yet. They were born on May 17.

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The children all are too big for their britches!

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Here they are as a family. They are Laurie and Tom, J.J., Marie, Jimmy, Lewis, and Ley McCready.

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Array

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"Phineas. That's an interesting name."
"Yeah. It's Latin for 'kick me'."