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This is my daughter Charlotte.
You say: "Hello, Charlotte."
You think: I like that name. Can I call her Lotte?

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This is my daughter Claire.
You say: "She's such a dear."
You think: Claire is a lovely name, too!

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This is my daughter Juliette.
You say: "Juliette. Flows nicely on the tongue."
You think: I prefer Juliet, though.

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This is my son Patrick.
You say: "Hello, young man. Such eyes!"
You think: Patrick is a good name, unfortunately children at the playground might relate to Spongebob...

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This is my son Justin.
You say: "Oh, I believe we've met already."
You think: It's a nice name. Not a wonderful one, not terrible. It's nice.

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These are my children Lauren, Juliette, Patrick and Charlotte.
You say: "Hello, children."
You think: Makes a nice set, but I tend to feel Lauren is a tad bit out of place amongst the classics.

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And one for fun

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This is my daughter Sofa.
You say: "Hi."
You think: Sofa is a lovely sound, but as a name...£^&*@:"£%!

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