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1. This is my son Conley.
You say: "Conley looks a lot like you."
You think: Not fond of the sound.

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2. This is my daughter Emeline.
You say: "She's so sweet - like her name!"
You think: The name lacks one M for me.

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3. This is my daughter Ivy.
You say: "Ivy is such a darling, ain't she?"
You think: Reminds me of Poison Ivy, but I like that name.

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4. This is my son Casey.
You say: "Ooh, finally, someone else who likes Casey on a boy!"
You think: Reminds me of Casey Stoner. Good name nonetheless.

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5. These are my twins Dalton and Dayton.
You say: "They're identical, innit?"
You think: Names are too identical also.

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6. This is my daughter Guinevere.
You say: "Ah, that's one rare name to find."
You think: I love the name. Prefer Ginevra though.

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7. This is my daughter Stella.
You say: "A classic name!"
You think: I like this name.

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8. This is my son Petru.
You say: "Any relation to the name Peter?"
You think: Petru. Pe. Tru. Hurm.

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9. This is my daughter Molly.
You say: "Simple and sweet, just like the girl."
You think: Reminds me of Molly Brown.

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10. These are my triplet daughters Nellie, Kellie, and Mallie.
You say: "They're such lovely children."
You think: I like Nellie, but not quite the other two.