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HelpRe: Royal Congrats [round one]
in reply to a message by christinaxo
Helena
Monarchs of the House of Angevin in the Palace of Karyon in the Kingdom of Jadiellons
King: Christopher Raymond Lawrence Evander Hugo (19)
Queen: Theresa Margaret Iris Georgina Frances (17)
DS/DS: Louis Raymond George Anthony Daniel / Arthur Francis Henry David Hugh
The King and Queen are adjusting quite well to parenthood, since they just let the servants do all the nasty work. Since they aren't self-absorbed at all, they decided to name both princes after themselves - you know, being firstborns and all that. Queen Theresa disliked getting stretch marks, so she's spending lots of the taxpayers' money on special stretch marks-killing creams and pomades. King Christopher is trying to assess which of his sons has a bigger reproductive organ. However, both monarchs have already begin checking the list of princesses born recently in nearby kingdoms. They are also thinking of splitting Jadiellons in two, and give each of the future kings a half to rule. The Jadiellonian people don't seem too happy about that, however. Makes one wonder why.
Monarchs of the House of Angevin in the Palace of Karyon in the Kingdom of Jadiellons
King: Christopher Raymond Lawrence Evander Hugo (19)
Queen: Theresa Margaret Iris Georgina Frances (17)
DS/DS: Louis Raymond George Anthony Daniel / Arthur Francis Henry David Hugh
The King and Queen are adjusting quite well to parenthood, since they just let the servants do all the nasty work. Since they aren't self-absorbed at all, they decided to name both princes after themselves - you know, being firstborns and all that. Queen Theresa disliked getting stretch marks, so she's spending lots of the taxpayers' money on special stretch marks-killing creams and pomades. King Christopher is trying to assess which of his sons has a bigger reproductive organ. However, both monarchs have already begin checking the list of princesses born recently in nearby kingdoms. They are also thinking of splitting Jadiellons in two, and give each of the future kings a half to rule. The Jadiellonian people don't seem too happy about that, however. Makes one wonder why.
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