Re: You Say, You Think
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
This is my daughter, Meadow.
You Say: Great.
You Think: Not a good start.
This is my daughter, Eden.
You Say: Nice to meet you, Eden.
You Think: This is much, much, much better.
This is my daughter, Orion.
You Say: Oh, Orion.
You Think: Umm, Orion was a man. A man.
This is my daughter, Apple.
You Say: Hey, Apple.
You Think: She is not round and green.
This is my daughter, Finn.
You Say: That's very nice...
You Think: ...Yankee.
This is my daughter, Oz.
You Say: Hey, Doro- Oz.
You Think: Oh my...
This is my son, Garland.
You Say: Hello, Garland.
You Think: Judy.
This is my son, Haven.
You Say: Hello, Haven.
You Think: Just wait till he's teenager...
This is my daughter, Rain.
You Say: Rain? Nice name!
You Think: That's pretty.
This is my daughter, Fig.
You Say: That's quite rare.
You Think: At least her name isn't Uni'quee.
This is my son, Story.
You Say: Story? That's interesting name.
You Think: It could be worse. Like Novella or Storee.
This is my daughter, Day.
You Say: It's a nickname, right?
You Think: Right??
This is my son, Canyon.
You Say: Have you ever been to Arizona?
You Think: Ehh...
This is my daughter, Plum.
You Say: Hey.
You Think: Don't worry, she isn't that plump.
This is my daughter, Christmas.
You Say: Were you born on Christmas?
You Think: If she was - cheesy. If she wasn't - even cheesier.
This is my daughter, Cress.
You Say: Is it a nickname for Cressida?
You Think: Please be.
This is my daughter, Xylo.
You Say: Nice to meet you.
You Think: Wonder if she plays xylophone.
This is my son, Cider.
You Say: Hello, Beer. I mean Wine. Juice. Lemonade - Cider!
You Think: I'm thirsty.
This is my son, Trinity.
You Say: Hello, Trinity.
You Think: Father, Son and Holy Spirit...
This is my son, Shire.
You Say: Nice to meet you.
You Think: Like Shire horses?
This is my daughter, Verity.
You Say: That's very beautiful name!
You Think: Yes, yes, yes!
This is my son, Azure.
You Say: Hey!
You Think: Loads better than Cider or Canyon...
You Say: Great.
You Think: Not a good start.
This is my daughter, Eden.
You Say: Nice to meet you, Eden.
You Think: This is much, much, much better.
This is my daughter, Orion.
You Say: Oh, Orion.
You Think: Umm, Orion was a man. A man.
This is my daughter, Apple.
You Say: Hey, Apple.
You Think: She is not round and green.
This is my daughter, Finn.
You Say: That's very nice...
You Think: ...Yankee.
This is my daughter, Oz.
You Say: Hey, Doro- Oz.
You Think: Oh my...
This is my son, Garland.
You Say: Hello, Garland.
You Think: Judy.
This is my son, Haven.
You Say: Hello, Haven.
You Think: Just wait till he's teenager...
This is my daughter, Rain.
You Say: Rain? Nice name!
You Think: That's pretty.
This is my daughter, Fig.
You Say: That's quite rare.
You Think: At least her name isn't Uni'quee.
This is my son, Story.
You Say: Story? That's interesting name.
You Think: It could be worse. Like Novella or Storee.
This is my daughter, Day.
You Say: It's a nickname, right?
You Think: Right??
This is my son, Canyon.
You Say: Have you ever been to Arizona?
You Think: Ehh...
This is my daughter, Plum.
You Say: Hey.
You Think: Don't worry, she isn't that plump.
This is my daughter, Christmas.
You Say: Were you born on Christmas?
You Think: If she was - cheesy. If she wasn't - even cheesier.
This is my daughter, Cress.
You Say: Is it a nickname for Cressida?
You Think: Please be.
This is my daughter, Xylo.
You Say: Nice to meet you.
You Think: Wonder if she plays xylophone.
This is my son, Cider.
You Say: Hello, Beer. I mean Wine. Juice. Lemonade - Cider!
You Think: I'm thirsty.
This is my son, Trinity.
You Say: Hello, Trinity.
You Think: Father, Son and Holy Spirit...
This is my son, Shire.
You Say: Nice to meet you.
You Think: Like Shire horses?
This is my daughter, Verity.
You Say: That's very beautiful name!
You Think: Yes, yes, yes!
This is my son, Azure.
You Say: Hey!
You Think: Loads better than Cider or Canyon...