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This is my daughter, Cullen.
You Say: Hello, Cullen!
You Think: OH GOD NOT ANOTHER TWILIGHT FAN.

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This is my son, Clyde.
You Say: Hello, Clyde!
You Think: Poor dears didn't realize that it's sort of a loaded name, huh?

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This is my daughter, Elliott.
You Say: Hi Elliott!
You Think: Someone likes Scrubs too much.

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This is my daughter, Madden.
You Say: Hi Madden!
You Think: Someone likes football way, way too much. Maddening.

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This is my son, Harlow.
You Say: Hello, Harlow!
You Think: Can a boy be a harlot?

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This is my son, Chance.
You Say: Hello Chance!
You Think: Take a chance on meeee..

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This is my daughter, Bonnie.
You Say: Hi, Bonnie!
You Think: After all these boy names, this is so cute and refreshing.

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This is my son, Huckleberry.
You Say: Hello Huckleberry!
You Think: Some names should stay in books.

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This is my son, Willow.
You Say: Hi, Willow!
You Think: I want to like it on a boy but all I can think of is Willow Rosenberg.

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This is my daughter, Nala.
You Say: Hi, Nala!
You Think: I guess her parents watched The Lion King a few too many times as a kid?

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This is my son, Skye.
You Say: Hello, Skye!
You Think: Would be nicer without the e..

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This is my daughter, Liberty.
You Say: Hi, Liberty!
You Think: Where are sisters "Life" and "Pursuit of Happiness"?

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This is my son, Emerson.
You Say: Hi, Emerson!
You Think: Thank god it's on a boy!

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This is my son, Gethsemane.
You Say: Hello, Gethsemane. Do you go by a nickname?
You Think: What a heavy name for a kid.

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This is my son, Disney.
You Say: Hi, Disney!
You Think: Oh sweet god, his parents must be insane.

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This is my son, Capernaum.
You Say: Hi, Capernaum!
You Think: Is that even real?

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This is my son, America.
You Say: Hello, America!
You Think: Is that meant as some sort of reminder of where he lives?

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This is my daughter, Faline.
You Say: Hi, Faline!
You Think: Filene's Basement.. felines.. fail..

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This is my son, Fable.
You Say: Hi, Fable!
You Think: On one hand, I like it.. on the other hand, video game.

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This is my son, Fate.
You Say: Hi, Fate!
You Think: What if he grows up and doesn't believe in fate? It does sound a little sinister, too.