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This is my son, Alister; we call him Alis." [pronounced like "Alice"]
You say: nice to meet you Alis
You think: I hope he's prepared for a lifetime of bullying

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"This is my son, Auberon."
You say: That's a nice name
You think: for a car maybe

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"This is my son, Rose."
You say: You don't meet many little boys named Rose
You think: for a reason. forget college these parents should start saving for therapy.

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"This is my daughter, Kestrel."
You say: I've never heard that name before how cute.
You think: I'm such a liar, what a horrible name for a girl

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"This is my son, Patrick; we call him Pax."
You say: nice to meet you Pax
You think: why not just name him Pax?

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"This is my son, Augustin." [pronounced o-goos-TEN]
You say: Hello o-goos-ten
You think: LMFAO, poor kid

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"This is my son, Rémy." [pronounced ray-MEE]
You say: Remy, what a nice name
You think: Doh remy fa sol la ti doh... and then chuckle silently

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"This is my daughter, Isobel; we call her Iso." [pronounced IZ-oh]
You say: Isobel is a very pretty name
You think: Hmm? I really meant that... IZ-oh on the other hand is pretty bad

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"This is my son, Garnet."
You say: Hi Garnet nice to meet you
You think: he's better off than poor Rose

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"This is my son, Clare."
You say: Hello Clare
You think: hopefully he garnet and rose all go to the same school, that's the only way i foresee these kids having friends

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"This is my daughter, Agathe." [pronounced ah-GAH-teh]
You say: what a pretty name
You think: 9 months to pick a name and you came up with that?