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HelpRe: Harry Potter Congrats: Round 2
in reply to a message by Sekhmet
Username: Tippins
SO1: Jean-Jacques Laurent Sinclair, Pureblood, Age 19
SO2: Alessandra Catherine Imogen Athena Alodia Pachis, Pureblood, Age 17
JJ is a dick. He was in Slytherin and was a real dick to everyone. He is one of those dick people who refers to people by their surnames. He prefers to be called Sinclair. He was a Chaser for his last three years and is a dick. He wants to work in the ministry 'cuz he's a dick. God is he a dick. He's dead handsome though. I think I am going to make his mother Asian and his father French and blonde and looks like Lucius Malfoy here http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/fanart100.php
Oh man what kind of dick names their kid Jean-Jacques Laurent. Yes, he is a dick. He enjoys being a pompous dick.
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Alessandra is one of those people who umm recounts her heritage a lot so here it is:
Her father is half-veela and a quarter greek and a quarter italian
Her mother is also half-veela and the other half English
but allll wizards, baby. Allll wizards. Alessandra is the oldest of eight siblings. Five are girls and two are boys. They alllllll look like Malfoys because they are half-veela. Veela is such a hot thing to be. I wish I was half-veela. Alessandra went to Hogwarts because she lives in the British Isles cuz of her mom. She was in ravenclaw and specialized in transfiguration. She can make herself turn into a Splendor Serpent. (In my HP world people can turn into animals and it is not that big of a deal)
Alessandra is actually a nice person to deal with actually but she has certain rules about the people she deals with
1. Must be hot
2. Must not be fat
3. Must be pureblood
4. Boys must have double-barreled first names or siblings with them
5. Preferably they are dicks
Alessandra made very good grades and was a prefect. Jean-Jacques took notice of her when she became a prefect and made it pretty obvious to everyone that he fancied her. She had long fancied him, but at that point ignored him completely because she was concentrating on being able to change into a Splendor Serpent and plus she was, well, hella nervous.
Alessandra's best friend is named Agnethe Goddard; she's got brothers that go to Durmstrang. She's ravenclaw too and maybe somewhat less of a dick.
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As soon as Alessandra graduated Jean-Jacques sort of demanded that she give him attention. He was taking Ministry Classes (wtf do you do for postsecondary in Wizard World?) and she was taking ummmm idk hot ppl classes and he pretty much started taking her out to meals every day. They got married in like two months because JJ was very persistent and Alessandra was very "well uhh whatev." It was a big freaking deal. They went to Paris or some crap. Both enormous poncy fancy families got together and waved fans in their faces and wore fancy dresses and were disdainful. Rather like this: http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/hpnarcissapansy.jpg
Anyway so after that they went and lived in a very large House with many white peacocks.
SO1: Jean-Jacques Laurent Sinclair, Pureblood, Age 19
SO2: Alessandra Catherine Imogen Athena Alodia Pachis, Pureblood, Age 17
JJ is a dick. He was in Slytherin and was a real dick to everyone. He is one of those dick people who refers to people by their surnames. He prefers to be called Sinclair. He was a Chaser for his last three years and is a dick. He wants to work in the ministry 'cuz he's a dick. God is he a dick. He's dead handsome though. I think I am going to make his mother Asian and his father French and blonde and looks like Lucius Malfoy here http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/fanart100.php
Oh man what kind of dick names their kid Jean-Jacques Laurent. Yes, he is a dick. He enjoys being a pompous dick.
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Alessandra is one of those people who umm recounts her heritage a lot so here it is:
Her father is half-veela and a quarter greek and a quarter italian
Her mother is also half-veela and the other half English
but allll wizards, baby. Allll wizards. Alessandra is the oldest of eight siblings. Five are girls and two are boys. They alllllll look like Malfoys because they are half-veela. Veela is such a hot thing to be. I wish I was half-veela. Alessandra went to Hogwarts because she lives in the British Isles cuz of her mom. She was in ravenclaw and specialized in transfiguration. She can make herself turn into a Splendor Serpent. (In my HP world people can turn into animals and it is not that big of a deal)
Alessandra is actually a nice person to deal with actually but she has certain rules about the people she deals with
1. Must be hot
2. Must not be fat
3. Must be pureblood
4. Boys must have double-barreled first names or siblings with them
5. Preferably they are dicks
Alessandra made very good grades and was a prefect. Jean-Jacques took notice of her when she became a prefect and made it pretty obvious to everyone that he fancied her. She had long fancied him, but at that point ignored him completely because she was concentrating on being able to change into a Splendor Serpent and plus she was, well, hella nervous.
Alessandra's best friend is named Agnethe Goddard; she's got brothers that go to Durmstrang. She's ravenclaw too and maybe somewhat less of a dick.
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As soon as Alessandra graduated Jean-Jacques sort of demanded that she give him attention. He was taking Ministry Classes (wtf do you do for postsecondary in Wizard World?) and she was taking ummmm idk hot ppl classes and he pretty much started taking her out to meals every day. They got married in like two months because JJ was very persistent and Alessandra was very "well uhh whatev." It was a big freaking deal. They went to Paris or some crap. Both enormous poncy fancy families got together and waved fans in their faces and wore fancy dresses and were disdainful. Rather like this: http://acciobrain.ligermagic.com/hpnarcissapansy.jpg
Anyway so after that they went and lived in a very large House with many white peacocks.
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