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HelpRe: What you say/What you think ((VERY Long))
in reply to a message by *Brogan*
"This is our daughter, Lindsey."
You say: Bo
You think: Chav-tastic
"This is our daughter, Aurora. She goes by Rory."
You say: Hey Rory, how you doin' little man?
You think: oopsies, easy mistake. Rory is a male name. Aurora has a horrible sound.
"This is our daughter, Lydia. Sometimes we call her Lyddie. She likes either."
You say: Would you care for some tea mademoiselle?
You think: Posh and stuck-up
"This is our daughter, Maeve."
You say: Top a th' mornin t' yee
You think: old-lady name
"This is our daughter, Claira."
You say: Brilliant name
You think: Claire is better, naturally!
"This is our daughter, Margaret. We call her Maisie."
You say: Eek
You think: Maisie The Mouse. Maggie is a nicer nickname. Margaret is way too old fashioned and doesn't suit little girls.
"This is our daughter, Kylie."
You say: Shall I put some shrimp on the barbey?
You think: They're not shrimp, they're prawns. They don't even DRINK Fosters either. Your disco, your disco, your disco neeeeeds youuuu.
"This is our daughter, Bevin."
You say: What? Kevin? Devin?
You think: Hmm, sounds like a sander.
"This is our daugter, Courtney."
You say: Ohh Myy Godddd!
You think: She is literally a polaroid of perfection
"This is our daugter, Eloise."
You say: Timeless *admiring smile and repetitive nodding*
You think: Nice name. Ella would be a cute nickname.
"This is our daugter, Isabelle."
You say: bleurghhhhhh
You think: Not another. Way too girly and prissy.
"This is our daugter, Lucy."
You say: Bonsoir
You think: Nice name. Would be even nicer if it was short for Lucienne.
"This is our daugter, Rylie."
You say: That's my surname.
You think: And as a surname it should remain. Especially on a girl.
"This is our daugter, Tatum."
You say: Drederick Tatum is the imitation of Mike Tyson in the Simpsons
You think: Quickly thing of a funny Simpsons line to take my mind of this hideous name. Totem pole.
"This is our daugter, Natalie."
You say: Hey Natalie (not Nadalie)
You think: Cute
"This is our daugter, Greer."
You say: Excuse you, want a tissue?
You think: Germaine Greer... shuddddder
"This is our daugter, Zoey."
You say: That's erm great
You think: Lap-dancer name
"This is our son, Charles. He goes by Charlie."
You say: *zzzzzz*
You think: What boy in England ISN'T called Charlie
"This is our son, Andrew."
You say: That's a coincidence, 17 of my classmates have that name
You think: Please call yourself Andy, make the name slightly fun.
"This is our son, Aidan."
You say: Hayden? Caden? Jaden?
You think: Prefer that spelling, love the name too even if there are names so similar.
"This is our son, Gregory."
You say: underated and underused
You think: I fancy a sausage roll from Greggs now
"This is our son, Patrick. He goes by Patch."
You say: woof woof bark bark growl
You think: That means "what breed are you?"
"This is our son, Robert. We call him Bobby."
You say: Sir Robert Peel, founder of the police force, was born in Bury. As was I.
You think: Call the NSPCC, quickly.
"This is our son, Mark."
You say: My brother is called Mark.
You think: As was my ex boyfriend. Let's not go there.
"This is our son, Peter."
You say: My brother's middle name is Peter
You think: Please don't use the nickname Pete.
"This is our son, Tobias. We call him Toby."
You say: Yay! Fantabulous name.
You think: I'm considering it for my little fromage.
You say: Bo
You think: Chav-tastic
"This is our daughter, Aurora. She goes by Rory."
You say: Hey Rory, how you doin' little man?
You think: oopsies, easy mistake. Rory is a male name. Aurora has a horrible sound.
"This is our daughter, Lydia. Sometimes we call her Lyddie. She likes either."
You say: Would you care for some tea mademoiselle?
You think: Posh and stuck-up
"This is our daughter, Maeve."
You say: Top a th' mornin t' yee
You think: old-lady name
"This is our daughter, Claira."
You say: Brilliant name
You think: Claire is better, naturally!
"This is our daughter, Margaret. We call her Maisie."
You say: Eek
You think: Maisie The Mouse. Maggie is a nicer nickname. Margaret is way too old fashioned and doesn't suit little girls.
"This is our daughter, Kylie."
You say: Shall I put some shrimp on the barbey?
You think: They're not shrimp, they're prawns. They don't even DRINK Fosters either. Your disco, your disco, your disco neeeeeds youuuu.
"This is our daughter, Bevin."
You say: What? Kevin? Devin?
You think: Hmm, sounds like a sander.
"This is our daugter, Courtney."
You say: Ohh Myy Godddd!
You think: She is literally a polaroid of perfection
"This is our daugter, Eloise."
You say: Timeless *admiring smile and repetitive nodding*
You think: Nice name. Ella would be a cute nickname.
"This is our daugter, Isabelle."
You say: bleurghhhhhh
You think: Not another. Way too girly and prissy.
"This is our daugter, Lucy."
You say: Bonsoir
You think: Nice name. Would be even nicer if it was short for Lucienne.
"This is our daugter, Rylie."
You say: That's my surname.
You think: And as a surname it should remain. Especially on a girl.
"This is our daugter, Tatum."
You say: Drederick Tatum is the imitation of Mike Tyson in the Simpsons
You think: Quickly thing of a funny Simpsons line to take my mind of this hideous name. Totem pole.
"This is our daugter, Natalie."
You say: Hey Natalie (not Nadalie)
You think: Cute
"This is our daugter, Greer."
You say: Excuse you, want a tissue?
You think: Germaine Greer... shuddddder
"This is our daugter, Zoey."
You say: That's erm great
You think: Lap-dancer name
"This is our son, Charles. He goes by Charlie."
You say: *zzzzzz*
You think: What boy in England ISN'T called Charlie
"This is our son, Andrew."
You say: That's a coincidence, 17 of my classmates have that name
You think: Please call yourself Andy, make the name slightly fun.
"This is our son, Aidan."
You say: Hayden? Caden? Jaden?
You think: Prefer that spelling, love the name too even if there are names so similar.
"This is our son, Gregory."
You say: underated and underused
You think: I fancy a sausage roll from Greggs now
"This is our son, Patrick. He goes by Patch."
You say: woof woof bark bark growl
You think: That means "what breed are you?"
"This is our son, Robert. We call him Bobby."
You say: Sir Robert Peel, founder of the police force, was born in Bury. As was I.
You think: Call the NSPCC, quickly.
"This is our son, Mark."
You say: My brother is called Mark.
You think: As was my ex boyfriend. Let's not go there.
"This is our son, Peter."
You say: My brother's middle name is Peter
You think: Please don't use the nickname Pete.
"This is our son, Tobias. We call him Toby."
You say: Yay! Fantabulous name.
You think: I'm considering it for my little fromage.
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