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HelpRe: You Say, You Think [girls]
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
This is my daughter Castle.
You Say: Whoa. Hello.
You Think: I am pleasantly surprised to see that she is not a hundred feet tall and made of stone.
This is my daugther Adventure.
You Say: All right, cool. Hey.
You Think: Very daring! I kind of like it.
This is my daugther Neverending.
You Say: Er.
You Think: When she sits around the house...
Seriously man this is not a good idea. Neverending what? Neverending headache? Neverending pain in the butt? Neverending high pitched squeal? Neverending labor? Neverending childhood? Neverending work? Neverending enslavement to the establishment? Neverending thighs?
This is my daugther Excalibur.
You Say: *snort* Sorry, I have a cough. What? "Excalibur." Really? Excalibur? Like the sword? "Yes." Wow, that's... oh.
You Think: *dies laughing*
Maybe it's too much MPHG but this is incredibly comical to me.
This is my daugther Firefly.
You Say: Oh, that's cute!
You Think: That really is extremely cute. I wonder if her name is actually Firefly.
This is my daugther Camelot.
You Say: Oh, that's interesting. *bites lip*
You Think: Camel-lot. Came a lot. But mostly:
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"It's only a model." "Shh!"
/song commences
"On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
This is my daugther Galilee.
You Say: Oh, that's cute.
You Think: Yeah, cute. Interesting.
This is my daugther Moon.
You Say: Really? Cool!
You Think: Ooh cool a kid named Moon. Awesome. Love.
This is my daugther Hanako.
You Say: Hello Hanako.
You Think: Hannah-co? Or a character in a manga?
This is my daugther Gethsemane.
You Say: Like the garden? Really? Really? Interesting. So you guys are Christians, or you just like the name, or what?
You Think: The blasphemous associations from Jesus Christ Superstar are way too strong to take this one seriously. (In JCSuperstar, in the song Gesthemane, Jesus rethinks everything and effectively denies his own divinity. It's really awkward listening to it.)
This is my daugther Thursday.
You Say: Hee. I mean hi.
You Think: That's cute, I like it.
You Say: Whoa. Hello.
You Think: I am pleasantly surprised to see that she is not a hundred feet tall and made of stone.
This is my daugther Adventure.
You Say: All right, cool. Hey.
You Think: Very daring! I kind of like it.
This is my daugther Neverending.
You Say: Er.
You Think: When she sits around the house...
Seriously man this is not a good idea. Neverending what? Neverending headache? Neverending pain in the butt? Neverending high pitched squeal? Neverending labor? Neverending childhood? Neverending work? Neverending enslavement to the establishment? Neverending thighs?
This is my daugther Excalibur.
You Say: *snort* Sorry, I have a cough. What? "Excalibur." Really? Excalibur? Like the sword? "Yes." Wow, that's... oh.
You Think: *dies laughing*
Maybe it's too much MPHG but this is incredibly comical to me.
This is my daugther Firefly.
You Say: Oh, that's cute!
You Think: That really is extremely cute. I wonder if her name is actually Firefly.
This is my daugther Camelot.
You Say: Oh, that's interesting. *bites lip*
You Think: Camel-lot. Came a lot. But mostly:
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"Camelot!"
"It's only a model." "Shh!"
/song commences
"On second thought, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
This is my daugther Galilee.
You Say: Oh, that's cute.
You Think: Yeah, cute. Interesting.
This is my daugther Moon.
You Say: Really? Cool!
You Think: Ooh cool a kid named Moon. Awesome. Love.
This is my daugther Hanako.
You Say: Hello Hanako.
You Think: Hannah-co? Or a character in a manga?
This is my daugther Gethsemane.
You Say: Like the garden? Really? Really? Interesting. So you guys are Christians, or you just like the name, or what?
You Think: The blasphemous associations from Jesus Christ Superstar are way too strong to take this one seriously. (In JCSuperstar, in the song Gesthemane, Jesus rethinks everything and effectively denies his own divinity. It's really awkward listening to it.)
This is my daugther Thursday.
You Say: Hee. I mean hi.
You Think: That's cute, I like it.
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