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This is my daughter, Teal Juliette
You Say: Hi, Teal!
You Think: Scarlet, yes. Violet, yes. Teal, no.

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Meet my daughter, Jordana Eve!
You Say: Hi, Jordana!
You Think: Hope she's going by Dana.

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This is my daughter, Erin Leonora
You Say: Hi, Erin!
You Think: Good names, but they clash.

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My daughter, Enya Simone, is pleased to meet you.
You Say: Hi, Enya!
You Think: Sheesh. Enya. I mean, like . . . Enya?

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_______, meet my daughter, Salem Penelope.
You Say: Hi, Salem!
You Think: Primary-school thought process: Salem Witch Trials, Salem the Witch, Salem the rhymes-with-witch. Poor, poor kid.

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Cambria Rosamund, say hello to _____!
You Say: What a beautiful name!
You Think: Yay!

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This is my daughter, Lucinda Isabelle.
You Say: Can I call you Lucy?
You Think: Well, can I? There's a few too many syllables there.

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This is my daughter, Simona Magdalene.
You Say: Hi, Simona!
You Think: Simona is so much better than Simone, and Magdalene is lovely.