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HelpYou Think, You Say -- Really Bad Names
These are real baby names. If you want more bad names go here: http://notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/13.html some are really funny.
Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
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And this is Ford Lightning.
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This is Delta Eta.
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You Think:
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say:
You Think:
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say:
You Think:
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say:
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This is Maibu Cheyenne.
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And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
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Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say:
You Think:
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say:
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This is Delta Eta.
You Say:
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This is Ink Brinley.
You Say:
You Think:
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say:
You Think:
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say:
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This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say:
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And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
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Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Oh. ... Interesting name.
You Think: God is mad at me again.
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: That's a nice name.
You Think: ... for a car.
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Cool name.
You Think: Greek letters? Meh... cool anyway.
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Interesting.
You Think: I sort of like it.
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Oh.
You Think: Poor girl.
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Oh. Interesting name.
You Think: It is interesting...
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Cool.
You Think: How do you pronounce it!!!
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Cool. Impala. Nice name.
You Think: Impale a sedan? What?
You Say: Oh. ... Interesting name.
You Think: God is mad at me again.
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: That's a nice name.
You Think: ... for a car.
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Cool name.
You Think: Greek letters? Meh... cool anyway.
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Interesting.
You Think: I sort of like it.
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Oh.
You Think: Poor girl.
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Oh. Interesting name.
You Think: It is interesting...
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Cool.
You Think: How do you pronounce it!!!
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Cool. Impala. Nice name.
You Think: Impale a sedan? What?
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Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Hey. How's life?
You Think: Ah, damn, I forgot to pay tribute to Poseidon again....
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: What up, Ford?
You Think: Well, everyone needs a little lovin' during a thunderstorm...and a car IS the safest place to be....
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: *chokes in attempt to enunciate*
You Think: Those frat parties, man....
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Yo, Ink-y!
You Think: I AM THE OCTOPUS MAN!
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hello, Kittie.
You Think: Meow!
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Good day, Dagan.
You Think: This is the LAST time I counsel troubled teens....
This is Malibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hi, Mali.
You Think: They weren't sure where to have their honeymoon, so they had a kid instead.
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hi, Impala!
You Think: People should keep their private business private!
You Say: Hey. How's life?
You Think: Ah, damn, I forgot to pay tribute to Poseidon again....
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: What up, Ford?
You Think: Well, everyone needs a little lovin' during a thunderstorm...and a car IS the safest place to be....
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: *chokes in attempt to enunciate*
You Think: Those frat parties, man....
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Yo, Ink-y!
You Think: I AM THE OCTOPUS MAN!
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hello, Kittie.
You Think: Meow!
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Good day, Dagan.
You Think: This is the LAST time I counsel troubled teens....
This is Malibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hi, Mali.
You Think: They weren't sure where to have their honeymoon, so they had a kid instead.
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hi, Impala!
You Think: People should keep their private business private!
This message was edited 7/5/2007, 3:27 PM
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Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Hi, Celestial!
You Think: Celeste would be a good nn. The combo is pretty bad, but not the worst.
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Hello, Ford.
You Think: Car + natural disaster = name? I don't think so...that's awful. Hmmm...can't think of nickname.
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hello, Delta!
You Think: The middle name is pretty lame...you just take the first name, and get rid of the D & L. And who'd name their kid Delta? Hmmm... nn Elle or Ella?
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hello, Ink.
You Think: nn Bryn? How old the parents....? 13?
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hi, Kittie!
You Think: I hope Kittie is a nn. Katherine was fine, but no, they HAVE to spell it wrong. And the least they could do is spell Kittie correctly. That's like naming your kid Inke, or Neveah.
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Hello, Dagan.
You Think: Gore? What kind of a name is THAT? Eww... And Dagan...that's like that one staff in PSO...Ice Cold Dagan, I think.
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hello, Maibu.
You Think: My boo? Heh. I hope they go by their mn...
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hello, Impala.
You Think: nn Pala, I hope. That's an awful combo. A car? That's a really lame name, in my honest opinion.
You Say: Hi, Celestial!
You Think: Celeste would be a good nn. The combo is pretty bad, but not the worst.
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Hello, Ford.
You Think: Car + natural disaster = name? I don't think so...that's awful. Hmmm...can't think of nickname.
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hello, Delta!
You Think: The middle name is pretty lame...you just take the first name, and get rid of the D & L. And who'd name their kid Delta? Hmmm... nn Elle or Ella?
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hello, Ink.
You Think: nn Bryn? How old the parents....? 13?
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hi, Kittie!
You Think: I hope Kittie is a nn. Katherine was fine, but no, they HAVE to spell it wrong. And the least they could do is spell Kittie correctly. That's like naming your kid Inke, or Neveah.
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Hello, Dagan.
You Think: Gore? What kind of a name is THAT? Eww... And Dagan...that's like that one staff in PSO...Ice Cold Dagan, I think.
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hello, Maibu.
You Think: My boo? Heh. I hope they go by their mn...
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hello, Impala.
You Think: nn Pala, I hope. That's an awful combo. A car? That's a really lame name, in my honest opinion.
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Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Ooh, how interesting
You Think: Do you want God to smite this child?
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: OOh, cool.
You Think: A new car model?
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Cool, do you know Greek?
You Think: Named after your sorority?
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Ink! Wow, I've never heard that one before!
You Think: . . . and for a good reason
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Aww, Kittie!
You Think: Wow, she was named after me . . . twice
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: How unique!
You Think: Sounds like a curse a Republican might have used during the 2000 election. Dagan Gore!
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Ooh, I've never heard Maibu before. How did you choose it?
You Think: Why did you choose it?
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Ooh, that's very interesting. Do you like cars?
You Think: Are you crazy?
You Say: Ooh, how interesting
You Think: Do you want God to smite this child?
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: OOh, cool.
You Think: A new car model?
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Cool, do you know Greek?
You Think: Named after your sorority?
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Ink! Wow, I've never heard that one before!
You Think: . . . and for a good reason
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Aww, Kittie!
You Think: Wow, she was named after me . . . twice
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: How unique!
You Think: Sounds like a curse a Republican might have used during the 2000 election. Dagan Gore!
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Ooh, I've never heard Maibu before. How did you choose it?
You Think: Why did you choose it?
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Ooh, that's very interesting. Do you like cars?
You Think: Are you crazy?
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Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Hello Celestial, how are you today?
You Think: Rage is awful
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Hello Ford
You Think: Poor boy, he better like cars
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hi Delta
You Think: Huh? Greek parents who want to teach him (yeah, sounds masculine) the alphabet?
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hello Ink...
You Think: I need to take note of his name... I hope he lends me his pen
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hi Kit
You Think: Kitty-Cat haha miaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Hello Dagan
You Think: Too bad... samurai + Al Gore
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hello Mai
You Think: Not too bad but Cheyenne is awful and masculine
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: He...hello Impala
You Think: Is he Ford Lightning's twin?
You Say: Hello Celestial, how are you today?
You Think: Rage is awful
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Hello Ford
You Think: Poor boy, he better like cars
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hi Delta
You Think: Huh? Greek parents who want to teach him (yeah, sounds masculine) the alphabet?
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hello Ink...
You Think: I need to take note of his name... I hope he lends me his pen
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hi Kit
You Think: Kitty-Cat haha miaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Hello Dagan
You Think: Too bad... samurai + Al Gore
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hello Mai
You Think: Not too bad but Cheyenne is awful and masculine
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: He...hello Impala
You Think: Is he Ford Lightning's twin?
This message was edited 7/5/2007, 7:47 AM
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Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Celestial! Like Stars, how cute!
You Think: The stars are mad at me? =\
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Ford is a strong name for a boy!
You Think: At least it's not Grease...
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hi Delta!
You Think: Actually, not too bad! A bit Airline-y, though!
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hi Ink! Do you like to go by Ink or Brinley?
You Think: Ink? Get ready to be called Squid, my young friend.
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: What a sweet name.
You Think: Kittie is a nickname of Catherine... Interesting!
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: *Big Smile* Hi! (Can't actually bring self to say the name out loud)
You Think: Oh wow. That's just bad. Dagan... Odd. Gore brings to mind either guts or Al.
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hi Maibu! Do you like to go by Mai?
You Think: Malibu would maybe have been better...
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hi Impala... When do you get your license?
You Think: Impale a Sedan... Let's hope this kid never gets into a car crash!
You Say: Celestial! Like Stars, how cute!
You Think: The stars are mad at me? =\
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Ford is a strong name for a boy!
You Think: At least it's not Grease...
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hi Delta!
You Think: Actually, not too bad! A bit Airline-y, though!
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hi Ink! Do you like to go by Ink or Brinley?
You Think: Ink? Get ready to be called Squid, my young friend.
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: What a sweet name.
You Think: Kittie is a nickname of Catherine... Interesting!
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: *Big Smile* Hi! (Can't actually bring self to say the name out loud)
You Think: Oh wow. That's just bad. Dagan... Odd. Gore brings to mind either guts or Al.
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Hi Maibu! Do you like to go by Mai?
You Think: Malibu would maybe have been better...
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hi Impala... When do you get your license?
You Think: Impale a Sedan... Let's hope this kid never gets into a car crash!
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Hello, this is Celestial Rage.
You Say: Erm, Hello
You Think: Celestial is a GP of mine, Rage is too much!
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Hello Ford
You Think: It makes me laugh when I think of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hello Delta
You Think: What gender is he (she?)
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hello Ink
You Think: *Giggles* Ink has such a funny sound, and Brinley sounds awful!
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hello Kittie
You Think: Hello Kittie? Why not just name her Catheryn and call her Kittie?
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Hello Dagan
You Think: I know a little boy Daegan. Gore is awful!
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Maibu?
You Think: Not even Malibu?
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hello-- Wait a minute, what did you say your name is?
You Think: Impala is not only a car, but a gazelle like animal. Sedan-- yuck to the whole name!
You Say: Erm, Hello
You Think: Celestial is a GP of mine, Rage is too much!
And this is Ford Lightning.
You Say: Hello Ford
You Think: It makes me laugh when I think of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
This is Delta Eta.
You Say: Hello Delta
You Think: What gender is he (she?)
This is Ink Brinley.
You Say: Hello Ink
You Think: *Giggles* Ink has such a funny sound, and Brinley sounds awful!
This is Kittie Catheryn.
You Say: Hello Kittie
You Think: Hello Kittie? Why not just name her Catheryn and call her Kittie?
This is Dagan Gore.
You Say: Hello Dagan
You Think: I know a little boy Daegan. Gore is awful!
This is Maibu Cheyenne.
You Say: Maibu?
You Think: Not even Malibu?
And last, but not least this is Impala Sedan.
You Say: Hello-- Wait a minute, what did you say your name is?
You Think: Impala is not only a car, but a gazelle like animal. Sedan-- yuck to the whole name!
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