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This is my son Henry:
(Henry Oliver)
You Say: Oh, what a Beautiful Baby!
You Think: I hope he doesn't go through eight wives

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This is my daughter Annabel, we call her Annie:
(Annabel Clare)
You Say: She will be so pretty!
You think: Anne Bolyne was pretty too.

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This is my son William:
(William James)
You Say: What a wonderful name, I love the name Will!
You think: 'Will' you please take this stink bomb away!

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This is my daughter Katherine, we call her Kate:
(Katherine Emily)
You Say: What a classic name!
You think: I hope she doesn't look like a Billy Bob for long.

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This is my son Thomas:
(Thomas Alexander)
You Say: I love the name Alexander! It's so brilliant!
You think: Will you allow him to conquer my bed?

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This is my daughter Margaret, we call her Maggie:
(Margaret Julia)
You Say: Maggie? Oh, Maggie!
You Think: Maggot! You filthy little tyke!

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This is my son Hugo:
(Hugo Sebastian)
You say: Hugo is such a classy name!
You think: Special, absolutly special.

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This is my daughter Susannah:
(Susannah Eloise)
You say: What a wonderful daughter!
You think: Don't cry Susannah! No really SHUT UP!!!

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This is my daughter Genevieve:
(Genevieve Aurelia)
You Say: A beautiful name, and a beautiful little girl!
you think: I have run out of insults...

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*Note* I make a lot os historical refrences, like to Henry the eighth, and Alexander the great, ect. I also took a refrence from a song with the Susannah name- 'Susannah don't you cry for me'.

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Melissa