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Some Real Embarrassing Radio
Author: Unknown
Submitted by David M on 02-21-1999
Genre: Long-Winded, Rating: 3.01, Suitability: R
On the morning show at a radio station in Chicago they play a
game for prizes usually vacations and such, called "Mate Match."
The DJ's ring someone at work and ask if they are married or in a
serious relationship.
If yes, then this person is asked 3 very personal questions that
vary from couple to couple and asked for their significant others
name and work phone number. If the significant other answers
correctly then they are winners.
This particular day it got interesting:
DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate Match"?
Contestant:(laughing) Yes I do.
DJ: What is your name? First only please.
Contestant: Brian
DJ: Are you married or what Brian?
Brian: Yes.
DJ:"Yes"? Does this mean your are married?.or what? Brian?
Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.
DJ: Thank you Brian. OK, now, what is your wife's name?
First only please Brian.
Brian: Sara.
DJ: Is Sara at work Brian?
Brian: She is gonna kill me.
DJ: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?
Brian:(laughing) Yes she is.
DJ: All right then, first question: When was the last time you
had sex?
Brian: She is gonna kill me.
DJ: BRIAN! Stay with me here man.
Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.
DJ: Atta boy.
Brian:(laughing sheepishly) Well.
DJ: Number 2: How long did it last?
Brian: About 10 minutes.
DJ: Wow! You really want that trip huh? No one would ever have
said that if there weren't a trip at stake.
Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice.
DJ: OK. Final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this
morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) I ummmmm...
DJ: This sounds good Brian where was it?
Brian: Not that it was all that great just that her mom is
staying with us for a couple of weeks and she was taking
a shower at the time.
DJ: Ooooooh, sneaky boy!
Brian: On the kitchen table.
DJ: "Not that great"? That is more adventurous than the last
hundred times I have done it. Anyway, (to audience) I will
put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her
up. You listen to this.
(Advertisements)
DJ: (to audience) Let's call Sara shall we? (touch tones
*ringing*)
Clerk: Kinko's.
DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?
Clerk: This is she.
DJ: Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. I have been speaking with
Brian for a couple of hours now
Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours?
DJ: Well, a while anyway. He is also on the line with us. Brian
knows not to give away any answers or you lose. Soooooooo,
do you know the rules of "Mate Match"?
Sara: No
DJ: Good.
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?
Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly OK?
Sara: Oh, Brian
DJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara I will now ask you 3 questions and if
you answer what Brian has said then the 2 of you are off to
Orlando Florida at our expense. This does include tickets to
Disney World, Sea World and tickets to see the Orlando Magic
play. Get it Sara? SARA! GET IT Orlando Magic, they are on
strike Sara "helloooooo" anyone home?!?!
Sara: (laughing hard) YES, yes.
Brian:(laughing)
DJ: All right, when did you have sex last Sara?
Sara: Oh God, Brian...this morning before Brian went to work.
DJ: What time?
Sara: About 8 I think. (sound effect) DING DING DING
DJ: Very good. Next question: How long did it last?
Sara: 12,15 minutes maybe.
DJ: hhmmmmm
Background voice in studio: That's close enough. I am sure she
is trying not to harm his manhood.
DJ: Well, we will give you that one. Last question: Where did you
do it?
Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did you?!?!
Brian: Just tell him honey.
DJ: What is bothering you so much Sara?
Sara: Well, It's just that my mom is vacationing with us and...
DJ: SHE SAW?!?!
Sara: BRIAN?!?!
Brian: NO, no I didn't...
DJ: Ease up there sister. Just messin' with your head. Your
answer?
Sara: Dear Lord,..I cannot believe you told them this.
Brian: Come on honey it's for a trip to Florida.
DJ: Let's go Sara we ain't got all day. Where did you do it?
Sara: In the ass.
(long pause)
DJ: We will be right back.
(advertisements)
DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live radio
and these things do happen. Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to
lovely Orlando, Florida.
Author: Unknown
Submitted by David M on 02-21-1999
Genre: Long-Winded, Rating: 3.01, Suitability: R
On the morning show at a radio station in Chicago they play a
game for prizes usually vacations and such, called "Mate Match."
The DJ's ring someone at work and ask if they are married or in a
serious relationship.
If yes, then this person is asked 3 very personal questions that
vary from couple to couple and asked for their significant others
name and work phone number. If the significant other answers
correctly then they are winners.
This particular day it got interesting:
DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate Match"?
Contestant:(laughing) Yes I do.
DJ: What is your name? First only please.
Contestant: Brian
DJ: Are you married or what Brian?
Brian: Yes.
DJ:"Yes"? Does this mean your are married?.or what? Brian?
Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.
DJ: Thank you Brian. OK, now, what is your wife's name?
First only please Brian.
Brian: Sara.
DJ: Is Sara at work Brian?
Brian: She is gonna kill me.
DJ: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?
Brian:(laughing) Yes she is.
DJ: All right then, first question: When was the last time you
had sex?
Brian: She is gonna kill me.
DJ: BRIAN! Stay with me here man.
Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.
DJ: Atta boy.
Brian:(laughing sheepishly) Well.
DJ: Number 2: How long did it last?
Brian: About 10 minutes.
DJ: Wow! You really want that trip huh? No one would ever have
said that if there weren't a trip at stake.
Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice.
DJ: OK. Final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this
morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) I ummmmm...
DJ: This sounds good Brian where was it?
Brian: Not that it was all that great just that her mom is
staying with us for a couple of weeks and she was taking
a shower at the time.
DJ: Ooooooh, sneaky boy!
Brian: On the kitchen table.
DJ: "Not that great"? That is more adventurous than the last
hundred times I have done it. Anyway, (to audience) I will
put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her
up. You listen to this.
(Advertisements)
DJ: (to audience) Let's call Sara shall we? (touch tones
*ringing*)
Clerk: Kinko's.
DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?
Clerk: This is she.
DJ: Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. I have been speaking with
Brian for a couple of hours now
Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours?
DJ: Well, a while anyway. He is also on the line with us. Brian
knows not to give away any answers or you lose. Soooooooo,
do you know the rules of "Mate Match"?
Sara: No
DJ: Good.
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?
Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly OK?
Sara: Oh, Brian
DJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara I will now ask you 3 questions and if
you answer what Brian has said then the 2 of you are off to
Orlando Florida at our expense. This does include tickets to
Disney World, Sea World and tickets to see the Orlando Magic
play. Get it Sara? SARA! GET IT Orlando Magic, they are on
strike Sara "helloooooo" anyone home?!?!
Sara: (laughing hard) YES, yes.
Brian:(laughing)
DJ: All right, when did you have sex last Sara?
Sara: Oh God, Brian...this morning before Brian went to work.
DJ: What time?
Sara: About 8 I think. (sound effect) DING DING DING
DJ: Very good. Next question: How long did it last?
Sara: 12,15 minutes maybe.
DJ: hhmmmmm
Background voice in studio: That's close enough. I am sure she
is trying not to harm his manhood.
DJ: Well, we will give you that one. Last question: Where did you
do it?
Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did you?!?!
Brian: Just tell him honey.
DJ: What is bothering you so much Sara?
Sara: Well, It's just that my mom is vacationing with us and...
DJ: SHE SAW?!?!
Sara: BRIAN?!?!
Brian: NO, no I didn't...
DJ: Ease up there sister. Just messin' with your head. Your
answer?
Sara: Dear Lord,..I cannot believe you told them this.
Brian: Come on honey it's for a trip to Florida.
DJ: Let's go Sara we ain't got all day. Where did you do it?
Sara: In the ass.
(long pause)
DJ: We will be right back.
(advertisements)
DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live radio
and these things do happen. Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to
lovely Orlando, Florida.
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Hehehe. I love radio, for just this kind of spontaneity. You never know what you're likely to hear.
The Charlotte market is tame by comparison, but just the other day they were touting a radio contest where the grand prize was a new Kia. "The small car with lots of room inside (they said) -- plenty of legroom in front [ad lib overdub:] "including enough headroom for Monica!" I've listened since but the ad lib didn't reappear.
The Charlotte market is tame by comparison, but just the other day they were touting a radio contest where the grand prize was a new Kia. "The small car with lots of room inside (they said) -- plenty of legroom in front [ad lib overdub:] "including enough headroom for Monica!" I've listened since but the ad lib didn't reappear.
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A popular silly joke in Greece right now, as told to me by my 12 year old nephew:
Who is Clinton's favorite Pokemon? Pipa-chu the Pokemonica!
("pipa" in Greek means, among other things, "pipe").
Who is Clinton's favorite Pokemon? Pipa-chu the Pokemonica!
("pipa" in Greek means, among other things, "pipe").
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When I finally got to the end of this radio story, I laughed my lunchbreak coffee up my nose. :)
Now, now, Daividh and Che, you musn't pick on poor Monica Lewinsky. Monica is a respectable bizznizzwoman these days, making a name for herself now out of handbags instead of handjobs... See for yourselves:
http://therealmonicainc.com
I dunno how good her handbags are, but this sure was a good excuse to indulge in some more anagramatics! :)
The Real Monica, Inc.=
"Niche reclamation"
"Ethnic, amoral, nice"
"Another nice claim"
TheRealMonicaInc.com=
"I, economical merchant"
"I'm a cool, nice merchant"
"Come! I'm the carnal coin!"
Handbags Made by Monica=
"Encoding a Shabby Madam"
-- Nanaea
Now, now, Daividh and Che, you musn't pick on poor Monica Lewinsky. Monica is a respectable bizznizzwoman these days, making a name for herself now out of handbags instead of handjobs... See for yourselves:
http://therealmonicainc.com
I dunno how good her handbags are, but this sure was a good excuse to indulge in some more anagramatics! :)
The Real Monica, Inc.=
"Niche reclamation"
"Ethnic, amoral, nice"
"Another nice claim"
TheRealMonicaInc.com=
"I, economical merchant"
"I'm a cool, nice merchant"
"Come! I'm the carnal coin!"
Handbags Made by Monica=
"Encoding a Shabby Madam"
-- Nanaea
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One more...
The Real Monica=
"I, harlot menace"
"American hotel"
"I am not a lecher"
-- Nanaea
The Real Monica=
"I, harlot menace"
"American hotel"
"I am not a lecher"
-- Nanaea
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Just a few more...
The Real Monica, Inc.:
Chic man-eater lion.
I'm coital enhancer.
I am a Clinton cheer.
Am nice, nice harlot.
I'm an action lecher.
The nice oral manic.
Election in a charm.
I am erotic channel.
I'm an arch election.
An elite chic Roman.
I enchant oral mice. (This one for your Granny, Nan!)
The Real Monica, Inc.:
Chic man-eater lion.
I'm coital enhancer.
I am a Clinton cheer.
Am nice, nice harlot.
I'm an action lecher.
The nice oral manic.
Election in a charm.
I am erotic channel.
I'm an arch election.
An elite chic Roman.
I enchant oral mice. (This one for your Granny, Nan!)
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