Message: "Ah, don't get yer knickers in a twist..."

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Ah, don't get yer knickers in a twist...

by Nanaea

7/13/2001, 2:06 PM

in reply to a message by Sabine

Geeze, if you get offended THAT easily, your link's already broken, baby.

-- Nanaea

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- Sabine (guest) +13

7/13/2001, 2:24 PM

I'm not wearing any...

- Zelda (guest) +10

7/13/2001, 3:56 PM

Oh wow! That's hot...(more)

...no, really, no panties? You're a real sexpot, huh? I'm impressed by your completely wanton behavior. You're one lusty wench. *YAWN* Really. I'm not just being sarcastic because you keep tossing out tired, unsexy clichés. I'm seriously in awe of you, you libertine you.

- Nanaea +9

7/13/2001, 4:42 PM

LOL! Hey, let's have a party! Sabine can make the clam dip...

Someone give her a bucket of sour cream to sit in.

- Zelda (guest) +8

7/13/2001, 4:44 PM

Bwahaha....that's sick....and funny. Hey, I'm not wearing any panties!

- Pavlos (guest) +7

7/13/2001, 4:47 PM

My nipples are exploding with delight!

- Zelda (guest) +6

7/13/2001, 9:05 PM

Ha! The ol' exploding nipple routine!

- Pavlos (guest) +5

7/13/2001, 11:19 PM

...guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

- Nanaea +4

7/14/2001, 6:08 AM

Great party! How 'bout some Sabine jokes? "What DOES Sabine use her panties for?"...

To keep her ankles warm.

- Pavlos (guest) +3

7/14/2001, 8:22 AM

The Anagram Oracle tackles the question: "What DOES Sabine use her panties for?"... (rated NC-17)

-- Hot wee-wee piss on Randy Sabian
-- Handy: wee-wee, abortions, an' piss!
-- Abhors passion and tiny wee-wee
-- Randy sabian is not "wee-wee-posh"
-- Wash-and-wear penises obey on it!!
-- She is downbeat on a weary penis!
-- Bonehead penises won stairway!
-- Downbeat penises arise anyhow!
-- Shady sabian wee-wee isn't porno
-- What?! One-eyed sabian now pisser!
-- Randy sabian wee-wee is not posh!

- Zelda (guest)

7/14/2001, 10:23 AM

I'm dying here...LOL.

- Pavlos (guest) +1

7/14/2001, 8:26 AM

Correction: the above are anagrams of "Why does Sabine wear no panties?"

- Nanaea

7/14/2001, 12:33 AM

I "uncensor" you again! LOL!

- Nanaea +1

7/13/2001, 2:45 PM

You must be waiting for 11-Digit Boy.

- Andrea (guest)

7/13/2001, 4:38 PM

Oh, darn! I was going to say something about 11-Digit---until I saw you beat me to it!...

I was going to suggest a set-up.

- Sabine (guest) +2

7/13/2001, 2:22 PM

It did not take you long to reply.
As I thought: you have nothing else to do than read this message board.

- Nanaea +1

7/13/2001, 2:38 PM

LMFAO!

And what are YOOOOOOOO still doing here?

I thought you said "GOOD-bye"! Oooo, that was DRAMATIC! I actually heard a virtual cyber-door slam!

But of course, you just had to hang around long enough to see what I might write back to you, seeing as how you knew I was already around from my posting to Tawanda below.

I think you're the one with nothing better to do, Sabine.

In fact (hee-hee!) I'll be you're still lurking here -- anxiously checking this message board to see if I wrote back to you again.

You're not just an overly-sensitive Drama Queen, Sabine (Hey! That rhymes! "Sabine the Drama Queen"!), you're a phony.

You're peeking through that virtual cyber-door right now, to see what's going on here.

QUICK, SABINE! Make another dramatic exit for us!

SABINE: "You ARE the weakest link! GOOD-bye!"

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! SLAAAAAAM!

SABINE (back again): "I saaaaaid, 'GOOD-BYE'!"

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! SLAM!

SABINE (back again): "Really now! I really MEAN IT NOW!"

SLAM!

SABINE (one mo' time): "GOOD-BYE"!"

SLAM!

Ooo, are you really gone now? Heheh, weeeee'll see. ;)

-- Nanaea

- Andrea (guest)

7/13/2001, 4:40 PM

They always come back for more, don't they? Ho hum.

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