Message: "I finally bought my new house today! Thank you Saint Shlomo!"

I finally bought my new house today! Thank you Saint Shlomo!

by Daividh (guest)

12/16/2000, 12:47 AM

...who is the patron saint of getting a good deal.

- CheBanana (guest) +3

12/17/2000, 5:16 AM

My auntie, Depha Mae Schoenleeg, raises her eyebrow.

- Daividh (guest) +2

12/17/2000, 8:40 AM

Only because she hasn't met Normal Bob Smith, whose work makes Saint Shlomo (a commendable figure, actually) pale by comparison.

- CheBanana (guest) +1

12/18/2000, 3:07 AM

Trying to sell my jalopy...Help me St Bernard

Tried appealing to St. Shlomo for help, but he charges a prohibitive commission and finders fee.

- Daividh (guest)

12/18/2000, 2:36 PM

It's best to approach him initially through his brother, Saint Seymour.

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