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in reply to a message by Pavlos
(Ring,ring...ring,ring) Hello? Uh, this here's DayVo and Krusty...ya know, the clowns for the party? We're still in, well, the UK, in this here lockup near Gatwick?
We wanna wish li'l Nephele a really Happy First Birthday, and a Wunnerful Mother's Day to Gia and all the rest a you mommy-types!!
Sorry we won't make the party in person, but, uh, Krusty forgot to shake out his clown shoes before we left, and the sniffer dogs at the airport kinda took a shine to him. I tried to create a diversion by going into my drop-the-pants routine, but it's the UK, ya know, and guys dropping their pants over here ain't nothin outa the ordinary...
So here we are. Sounds like you folks are havin a great time, tho, and we miss y'all. If Pavlos sobers up in the morning, see if he knows a good solicitor down around Crawley. We ain't goin NOWHERE til we hear from him.
Oops, gotta go. Love ya! (Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
We wanna wish li'l Nephele a really Happy First Birthday, and a Wunnerful Mother's Day to Gia and all the rest a you mommy-types!!
Sorry we won't make the party in person, but, uh, Krusty forgot to shake out his clown shoes before we left, and the sniffer dogs at the airport kinda took a shine to him. I tried to create a diversion by going into my drop-the-pants routine, but it's the UK, ya know, and guys dropping their pants over here ain't nothin outa the ordinary...
So here we are. Sounds like you folks are havin a great time, tho, and we miss y'all. If Pavlos sobers up in the morning, see if he knows a good solicitor down around Crawley. We ain't goin NOWHERE til we hear from him.
Oops, gotta go. Love ya! (Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
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