LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY NAME!
i hate my name! i have 1 first name, 4 middle names, 1 last name and the third just has to be there too!!! people call me DJWSH Jaques. any suggestions on a good nick besides Doug?
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Don't let people know your middle namesTell your family or your friends that you don't like being called whatever they call you. As for strangers, don't let them know you have many middle names, just d johnson or d j. and stop complaining about your name.
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I suggest you consult with Dr Kevorkian
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my mom was obviously on crack
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When I saw your message, I thought of the Prince Charles, Prince Andrew and Charro. I think all three of them have more names. (Prince Charles and Prince Andrew have I think either eight or nine and Charro has nine, but I may be wrong.)
P.S. I know, mentioning Charro has pretty much "dated" me.
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why do people still idolize the royal families i have no idea, but i think it's idiotic to idolize people who think they are better than us, don't you think, phyllis??
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When they're "better than us", yes, I do. Just remember Rudyard Kipling's Gunga Din (I think it was a story, but it might have been a poem.) Also, think about Mother Theresa. Personally, I think she WAS better than us.
Commenting on the "idolization" of the royal family, I don't. Idolize them, I mean. I just remembered an incident during the wedding of Charles and Diana where the Archbishop of Canterbury accidentally transposed two of Charles' names.
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When I saw your message, I thought of the Prince Charles, Prince Andrew and Charro. I think all three of them have more names. (Prince Charles
and Prince Andrew have I think either eight or nine and Charro has nine, but I may be wrong.)
P.S. I know, mentioning Charro has pretty much "dated" me.
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If you learn nothing else from your posting, be sure never again to feed CheBanana a straight line...
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