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Calender
Lend Care
This almost sounds like a riddle:
What does a calender have in common with those who lend care?
Hmm... I am not sure I want to hear the answer to such an odd riddle after all.
Lend Care
This almost sounds like a riddle:
What does a calender have in common with those who lend care?
Hmm... I am not sure I want to hear the answer to such an odd riddle after all.
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Nursing Home Abuse
"Calender" is defined as being: "A machine in which cloth, paper, or the like is smoothed, glazed, etc., by pressing between revolving cylinders."
Those who supposedly "lend care" in nursing homes have frequently been in the news for treating the elderly in pretty much the manner described above.
And, to be totally tasteless...
"Calender" also anagrams into "Elder Can".
Which is what one might presume the elderly patients are tossed into when the nursing aides are through with them.
-- Nanaea
P.S. Hey, Priapos! Beat THAT for tasteless anagramming! :)
"Calender" is defined as being: "A machine in which cloth, paper, or the like is smoothed, glazed, etc., by pressing between revolving cylinders."
Those who supposedly "lend care" in nursing homes have frequently been in the news for treating the elderly in pretty much the manner described above.
And, to be totally tasteless...
"Calender" also anagrams into "Elder Can".
Which is what one might presume the elderly patients are tossed into when the nursing aides are through with them.
-- Nanaea
P.S. Hey, Priapos! Beat THAT for tasteless anagramming! :)
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A brief exercise in tastelessness
"Cladrena", a "LaDancer" at the "DeCarnal" strip joint in Kintuckie. Cladrena's truck-drivin' boyfriend, "Carnal Ed" has a severe case of "Lard Acne" which defies even industrial strenth Clearasil. Ed's raunchy behavior caused Cladrena's "Red Canal" (tastelessness limited only by one's sick imagination). Ed is horrified by his weird new neighbor Daividh from way up north, and decided to write a
"Dear Clan" letter.
"Cladrena", a "LaDancer" at the "DeCarnal" strip joint in Kintuckie. Cladrena's truck-drivin' boyfriend, "Carnal Ed" has a severe case of "Lard Acne" which defies even industrial strenth Clearasil. Ed's raunchy behavior caused Cladrena's "Red Canal" (tastelessness limited only by one's sick imagination). Ed is horrified by his weird new neighbor Daividh from way up north, and decided to write a
"Dear Clan" letter.
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You just hadda drag Daividh into this tasteless tale of anagramming, eh? I'm sure he'll 'preciate it! :)
-- Nanaea
-- Nanaea
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I am impressed
And I who thought my little anagram was close to tasteless!
I see now that it was a teletobby compared to the impressive
monstrosities, which followed *grins*
Nice!
And I who thought my little anagram was close to tasteless!
I see now that it was a teletobby compared to the impressive
monstrosities, which followed *grins*
Nice!
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