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ArchivesRe: The Third Caballero Returneth
in reply to a message by PriaposLovs
Do you really think I'd brave the Gates of Hell (in Italian, Verrazano), outrageous tolls, mountains of roadside litter, fear that I've forgotten my suicide kit, and the labyrinthine tangle of Long Island parkways simply to stalk a female respondent to this Website? Even one so evilly toothsome as Our Nan?
If I was so inclined, the myriad honeys of the Accounting department are just down the hall, without even a risk of slipping on ice in the parking lot.
Besides, Mother would be furious.
(You'll find, Buddy, that the only real consolation of growing older is that the pool of younger women grows every day.)
If I was so inclined, the myriad honeys of the Accounting department are just down the hall, without even a risk of slipping on ice in the parking lot.
Besides, Mother would be furious.
(You'll find, Buddy, that the only real consolation of growing older is that the pool of younger women grows every day.)
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