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All this Taliban song-writing has brought back memories. Here's an oldie but a goodie for y'all, recorded by the Intergalactic Lunchbox:

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Cleanse yourself of impurity,
Grab a sponge and scrub, scrub, scrub-
Lather up and set your soul free,
In God's hot orgasmic bathtub.

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How clean our souls, how pure our hearts!
Jus' stay away, ol' Beelzebub
And don' be makin' bubble-farts
In God's hot, orgasmic bathtub!

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I'm so glad to be a shepherd,
Herding lambs from the local pub,
To come and listen to the good word
In God's hot orgasmic bathtub.

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And he said:
(Chorus) When you are hungry,
I'll fill you with grub
When your feet are tired,
With my hair I will rub
And when you are dirty,
I'll wash you...
in God's hot, orgasmic bathtub

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You're all welcome! Jew or Gentile!
Anyone can join our club!
All you need to wear is just a smile
In God's hot, orgasmic bathtub

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