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I don't know why, but Jade has always struck me as supremely tacky. I picture a thirty-something, chain-smoking, bleached blonde, woman living in a double-wide trailer. She wears clothes that would be appropriate fora steenage hooker, gets drunk every night, and tries to sleep with a different man every night too. She thinks she's hot stuff but she looks ten years older than she really is, and hard enough to roller-skate on. lol