I love Hayley for a girl. I don't like either of the names for boys though.
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From Robin Hood Men in Tights
[after Blinkin catches a flying arrow]
Achoo: Blinkin! How did you do that?
Blinkin: I heard that coming a mile away.
Robin Hood: Right-o, Blinkin, very good.
Blinkin: Pardon? Who's talking?