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Archibald vs Archer - Archibald
Aretha vs Aaliyah - Aretha
Jennifer vs Juniper - Juniper
Susannah vs Sienna - Susannah
Kirk vs Kai - Kirk. All the Kais I've known have been awful people, so the name feels soulless and evil.
Yvonne vs Ivy - Tough one, I love both. But I think Ivy.
Edna vs Eden - Edna! One of my faves.
Roger vs Ryker - Roger. Ryker is grotesque.
Millicent vs Madison - Millicent, no contest.
Roy vs Rex - Rex by a mile
Curtis vs Crew - Curtis, my god Crew actually made me wince when I read it, what a jump scare
Sheila vs Shayla - Tough one, I'm lukewarm on both. Sheila would be funnier on a baby, so I'll pick that one.
Earl vs Arlo - Arlo I guess, Earl feels like a joke name at this point. I like Merle though.
Beverly vs Everly - Beverly
Anselm vs Axel - Anselm!
Arlene vs Harlow - Arlene!!!!
Nellie vs Navy - Nellie