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Archer: Don't like either one but at least Archer won't come in for bald jokes until he actually starts going bald.
Aretha
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Aaliyah: Aliyah. Aretha has always sounded a bit like some disease to me.
Jennifer
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Juniper: Don't like either one but Jennifer doesn't sound so damn cutesy.
Susannah
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Sienna: Sienna, though Susannah is okay.
Kirk
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Kai: Kirk, but not real happy about it.
Yvonne
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Ivy: I like them both but Yvonne is prettier and less pet-like.
Edna
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Eden: Eden but it's not saying much.
Roger
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Ryker: Neither, but if I had to choose or be shot, it's Roger.
Millicent
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Madison: Again, hard choice, but I guess Madison.
Roy
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Rex: They're both awful but at least Roy doesn't sound like a dog. Seriously, Rex? Why do people even do this anymore?
Curtis
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Crew: Curtis, I guess.
Sheila
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Shayla: Shayla, for sure.
Earl
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Arlo: Arlo sounds less tlike throwing up.
Beverly
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Everly: Beverly, but not happy.
Anselm
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Axel: Medieval monk versus car part? Neither.
Arlene
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Harlow: At least Arlene is obviously a girl's name.
Nellie
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Navy: Neither.
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