View Message

If they considered the original spellings too common, I wish that they'd gone with more unusual names. Keeping the initials, I'd rename them as the following:

---

Bellamy Kendrick - sounds like a pirate instead of a donkey
Moira Bryony - It honors the parents' love for 'y.'
Callisto Morgan
Elodie Meredith

I don't like the og versions of these names, so needless to say, I like these less. Although each on its own isn't so bad, all together it's an eyesore. Caileigh Madisyn is the most acceptable. McKynzy Braelyn and Braedyn Kyle are equally the worst. Not a fan of most of these combos, either.

Wow that is violently American

Part of me likes McKaylee because it's got great Frankenstein's monster energy. They took McKinsey and Kaylee and created something with a very creepy deja vu aura. Like it's a brand new name but it's also something I feel I've already seen a thousand times before. It's making me question my own reality - like maybe I have seen McKaylee before?? No, I'm sure I haven't. But maybe. Also what year is it? These names feel like kids born in 2004. We're in a time warp.

---

The whole list has a kind of trendy cosmic horror vibe to it. Every sibling is an uncanny valley imitation of the other. It's so deliciously horrible. What a great cursed set.

A real failure of the education system.

Don't like any of the names

Caileigh Madisyn and Braedyn Kyle aren't horrible.

All the trendy, kre8tyve cringe.

Are they from Utah, perhaps?

How did Kyle get past the horror spelling?

The parents need their parenting rights revoked for this child abuse.

Kyle is ok. The rest are just tragic.

It looks like the parents just threw a bunch of Scrabble tiles on the floor and called it a day.

I think my brain just short-circuited. Need I say more?

To say for that to be a awful set would a monolithic understatement. Apart from Kyle being the only sensible name, the rest are a tragedy. Oh sorry, I mean tragedeigh. 🙄

---

I'm surprised they didn't go with Emersyn. Emersinn somehow looks worse. Looks like they just guessed at the spelling.